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29Aug/100

The 62nd Emmy Awards Wrap-Up! (VIDEO/PICTURES) Complete List of Winners

By: DivaJulia and Brittani, The Girl You Want

And here we go....

Pretty darn awesome opening number for the 62nd Emmy Awards held tonight, but I wish that icky fame-ho mother of eight children would just disappear. Not. Gonna. Say. Her. Name.

My girl, Brittani (The Girl You Want) and I are collaborating on this post inadvertently...but it'll work.

via Brittani:

"I really enjoyed the Emmy awards this year. No big surprises, but some favorites did win. I thought Jimmy Fallon was a great host. No snarky remarks, no jokes about celebutard arrests. Save that mess for the VMAs. Jimmy really bought his A game, and was one of the best hosts in the past couple of years along, with Neil Patrick Harris and Conan O'Brien. I loved the opening skit. Yes, it was corny. It was supposed to be, I mean, it did feature the cast of "Glee" after all. It was nice to see Tina Fey, Jon Hamm and Jorge Garcia dancing and singing. I love it when celebrities don't take themselves too seriously.

Of course none of them are The Boss, but this was pretty funny. And for once, Lea Michele didn't irk the hell out of me."

(But Lea ALWAYS irritates the hell outta ME - DivaJulia)

Lea Michele for GLEE does look great in her Oscar de la Renta gown. From the nose down. Ugh...that screech that comes outta her mouth.

Eric Stonestreet, winner of Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy!

However...the Modern Family piece, featuring Mr. George Clooney was probably the funniest of the evening--although there were many.

via: NBC.com

Okay...enough with the video clips; here's the list of the winners:

via MSN.com:

Drama Series: "Mad Men," AMC.

Comedy Series: "Modern Family," ABC. (PERFECT!)

Reality TV Competition Series: "Top Chef," Bravo. (Sweet!)

Variety, Music or Comedy Series: "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart," Comedy Central. (I wanted Conan to win just to hear his acceptance speech.)

Miniseries: "The Pacific," HBO.

Made-for-TV Movie: "Temple Grandin," HBO.

Actor, Drama Series: Bryan Cranston, "Breaking Bad," AMC

Actress, Drama Series: Kyra Sedgwick, "The Closer," TNT.

Supporting Actor, Drama Series: Aaron Paul, "Breaking Bad," AMC

Supporting Actress, Drama Series: Archie Panjabi, "The Good Wife," CBS.

Actor, Comedy Series: Jim Parsons, "The Big Bang Theory," CBS.

Actress, Comedy Series: Edie Falco, "Nurse Jackie," Showtime.

Supporting Actor, Comedy Series: Eric Stonestreet, "Modern Family," ABC. (YAY!!)

Supporting Actress, Comedy Series: Jane Lynch, "Glee," FOX.

Actor, Miniseries or Movie: Al Pacino, "You Don't Know Jack," HBO.

Actress, Miniseries or Movie: Claire Danes, "Temple Grandin," HBO.

Supporting Actor, Miniseries or Movie: David Straithairn, "Temple Grandin," HBO.

Supporting Actress, Miniseries or Movie: Julia Ormond, "Temple Grandin," HBO. (Who appeared to be drunk?)

Guest Actress in a Drama Series: Ann Margaret, "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit," NBC. (She looked FABULOUS!)

Guest Actor in a Drama Series: John Lithgow, "Dexter."

Guest Actress in a Comedy Series: Betty White, "Saturday Night Live."

Guest Actor in a Comedy Series: Neil Patrick Harris, "Glee."

Directing for a Comedy Series: Ryan Murphy, "Glee."

Directing for a Drama Series: Steve Shill, "Dexter."

Directing for a Miniseries or Movie: Mick Jackson, "Temple Grandin," HBO

Directing for a Variety, Music or Comedy Special: Bucky Gunts, "Vancouver 2010 Olympic Winter Games, Opening Ceremonies," NBC.

Writing for a Drama Series: Matthew Weiner and Erin Levy, "Mad Men."

Writing for a Comedy Series: Steven Levitan and Christopher Lloyd, "Modern Family."

Writing for a Variety, Music or Comedy Special: "63rd Annual Tony Awards," CBS.

Writing for a Miniseries, Movie or Dramatic Special: Adam Mazer, "You Don't Know Jack," HBO.

Sidebar:

January Jones looked she just rolled outta bed during tonight's festivities. I'm sure TMZ will have pics of JJ doing the Walk of Shame in the morning, flagging a cab from God knows which dude's house she decided to pass out in...yikes. Oh, and what the HELL was with her bitchface and cool distance onstage from Jon Hamm when Mad Men won for Best Drama?? MAJOR body language; Jon's arms were crossed while he was a good 3-4 feet away from JJ and the rest of the cast (but mostly HER). Did anyone else notice that? Hey, January? You're not married in REAL LIFE to Jon--you could at least ACT happy that the show that made you "famous" won a big award, you know. I'm really beginning to wrinkle my nose when I see this chick.

All I can see are those BLACK SHOES. What??? (Oh, and the fried hair and crabby face.)

Julia Louis Dreyfus looked AMAZING. Does she ever AGE??

The always lovely, Sofia Vergara from "Modern Family"

Christina (My Eyes are UP HERE!) Hendricks from "Mad Men"

George Clooney received the Humanitarian Award for his philanthropic work....and deserves the last word:

Mr. Handsome

George began his touching speech with a funny line while recognizing the standing ovation he received upon introduction:

""Okay don't do that. I think then, maybe I'm sick or something," he joked when the audience gave him a standing ovation after he took the stage."

Then George got down to the matter at hand:

"It's important to remember how much good can get done because we live in such strange times where bad behaviours suck up all the attention in the press and the people who really need the spotlight, the Haitians, the Sudanese, the people in the Gulf Coast... Pakistan, they can't get any (press)."

Lightening the mood with a laugh, he continued: "I thought maybe there was a way to combine the two. I offered to go to the South Sudan and have a wardrobe malfunction, but it was pointed out to me that I'm 49 and it would just be upsetting and kind of sad.

The truth is when a disaster happens, everybody wants to help. Everybody in this room wants to help, everybody at home wants to help. The hard part is part is seven months later, five years later, when we're on to a new story. And honestly, we fail at that most of the time. That's the fact. I failed at that.

So here's hoping that some very bright person right here in the room or at home watching can help find a way to keep the spotlight burning on these heartbreaking situations that continue to be heartbreaking long after the cameras go away. That would be an impressive accomplishment."

George? You're awesome.

Tonight's show was so snappily funny that I was amazed it was over already--unlike most awards ceremonies.

Well done.

Written by: Diva Julia

19Aug/100

Chelsea Handler To Host The 2010 MTV VMAs September 12, 2010

Chelsea - The THIRD (???) female to host the VMA's EVER.

MTV announced that Chelsea Handler would be 2010 Video Music Awards, making her only the third woman in history to do so. Comedian Roseanne (Barr) was the last female host, back in 1994. You've come a long way MTV. I'm not sure if this is a downgrade or an upgrade from last year's host, Russell Brand. Stephen K. Friedman, the general manager of MTV described Handler as "an unexpected choice." Umm, you work at the network, didn't you know who was going to be picked? The awards show will take place in Los Angeles this year at the Nokia Theater on September 12th.

I, personally am not looking forward to the telecast. The VMA's have sucked the past couple of years, and whenever they aren't in New York City they suck even harder. Remember in 2004 when it was held in Miami and everyone arrived on yachts? The other thing I remember is that was the weekend Hurricane Katrina hit land and everyone was complaining about the weather on the red carpet. That year's show had no host, but there have been some good ones. Chris Rock hosted three times, beat by Arsenio Hall who hosted four times. Oh wow, remember Arsenio Hall?! Here are two of my favorite moments from the 1999 show.

and

Oh, and this is DivaJulia's favorite from 1999 VMA's. They were the BEST, in her old-ass opinion. Just sayin'.

Ahhh...the good ol' days.

Written by: Brittani

10Aug/100

The Internet’s Cutest Gamer Girl Jewelry and Accessories!

"Desiiiiiignerrrrsssss...."

If you know me, you know I’m exasperatingly stylish and an amazing shopper. If you REALLY know me, you’ll know that’s a complete lie.

I do not excel at accessorizing. I do, however, excel at being a nerd. So recently I asked myself, “Tanya (because that’s what I call myself), how can I combine my love for gaming culture with fashion?” Etsy.com to the rescue!

Here are some completely adorable jewelry and accessory ideas for you, or a geek near you!

1. Everything from Deadly Pretty Designs

My kind of jewelry!

Deadly Pretty Designs is responsible for the adorable PlayStation 3 controller necklace I’m sporting in this clearly unstaged photo. Candeta, the beautiful evil genius behind all of it, is a dream to do business with and sends all of her jewelry in adorable packaging.

Her store’s motto: Specializing in Girl Gamer merchandise because girls can kick ass too And check out this spectacular Lara Croft necklace. Low prices, awesome jewelry.

2. Super Mario Bob-omb Earrings

EXPLODING with cuteness! HA HA. See what I did there?

No gamer can be complete without owning something Mario-related, be it a shirt, belt, footsie pajamas, or a pair of these Bob-omb earrings. I mean, honestly. Look at those things. They are INSANELY CUTE. I know, I know… now you just want footsie pajamas. I’ll work on it.

3. Tetris Charms for Wine Glasses

Gettin’ a little high-class up in HURRE!

A little more pricey, sure, but they’re hand-painted and beautifully crafted. With these, you’ll be able to remember which wine glass is yours after you’ve had a few refills, if yaknowwhatI’msayin’. Plus, it will inspire your drunken self to spark up conversations about video games with strangers! That’s how you meet men, right there!

4. Zelda Metal Cuff Bracelet

Don’t be fooled by those big eyes… he’ll cut you.

The Legend of Zelda series is probably one of the most loved franchises of ALL time. A young boy sets out to save a beautiful princess, faces adversity, and then BAM sequel. Then BAM some prequels. Now he’s jewelry! Imagine this cuff with a green tank top and a pair of jeans. Again, I know nothing about fashion, but I would dig it.

5. Mr. & Mrs. Pacman Necklace

Still in love after all these years.

Mr. and Mrs. Pacman’s love is more passionate and classic than the love between Romeo and Juliet. I’m not sure how, and I certainly don’t have facts to back up that claim, but who really cares? This couple is adorable. We would all be lucky to find a man like Mr. Pacman to run from ghosts and eat fruit with us.

6. Legend of Zelda Triforce Ring

BLING BLING!

The “Triforce” in the Zelda Universe is a sacred relic that represents the essences of the Golden Goddesses, made up of three small triangles: Triforce of Wisdom, Triforce of Power, and Triforce of Courage. …Which TOTALLY sounds like some kind of crazy Tom Cruise Scientology bullshit, but just go with it. If you’re a Zelda fan, I hope showing you this ring bling made you squeal with geeky joy. <3

Written by: Lisa

9Aug/105

Lollapalooza – Soundgarden Review. Or not. (PICTURES)

Oh, Chris Cornell.

I asked my sweet girl, Rebecca, who resides in Chicago to give me some Lollapalooza dirt. Turns out...she was able to attend Day 3 at the last minute--but I'll let Rebecca tell the story. (Either go pee now, or slip on your Depends. You've been warned.)

My So-Called-apalooza.....This morning I got a phone call from a friend who said he wasn't feeling so hot and did I want his ticket to Lolla today? Well, Soundgarden is playing today so, FUCK YEAH, I did!!!!

I looked outside and saw it was raining.. I thought,"hey no big deal! I'm gonna go have a good time...spent most of my time walking around and wishing that it was about 10 degress cooler and that more people had opted to wear deoderant. At about 5:30, 6 o clock-ish, I realized that I stank, had an ass-load of mosquito bites, and missed a spot on my neck when applying my sunscreen, which has now turned into a slightly painful sunburn..(hey I'm Irish.. gimme a break, I burn easy).

So. I had this genius idea to grab a room by the park and shower, nap and be ready to go back to the festival. After about seven phone calls, I found a Best Western Hotel, about 10 blocks away and walked my mosquito bite covered, crispy, stank ass over there and checked in, showered, and set my phone alarm for 7:30, and proceeded to pass out.

The good news is I woke up. The bad news? I DID SO AT 10 MOTHERFUCKING 30!!!!! A HALF HOUR after Soundgarden's set had ended! When I woke up, I looked at my phone and saw the time. Then I flipped right OUT--(and this is pretty much verbatim..):

"Nononononononononono you've GOT to be FUCKING shitting me!!! FuckfuckfuckRebecca, you moron.. .Fuck. My. Life. Jesus Christ! Son of a bitch!!"

So in other words...I'm pretty upset about it. If you ever see a girl wearing a t-shirt that says "I went to Lollapalooza 2010,and all I got was West Nile and Melanoma" that will be me...

Hi, in advance, nice to meet you. Good night and good luck.

(Oh, and I wrote this whole story on my Iphone.. that wasn't tedious at ALL)

Oh, Rebecca. Only YOU. I'm still bent in HALF laughing at you about this whole sitch. I think it's better than a "I saw Chris Cornell from a million miles away in a sea of B.O.", though, don't you?

Written by: Diva Julia

26Jul/102

Angelina tries to discipline Maddox and Pax in Japan, while Shiloh pretends she doesn’t know any of them.

Maddox, smacking Pax up...look what Pax is wearing, forpitysake.

As a mother of 2 boys, I can SEE Angie is NOT in charge. (Giggle..)

Oh boy. I got the "church giggles" looking at these photos. I have two boys. (Really?? I hadn't heard!) Sure, they're in their 20's now, but it feels like yesterday that Hunter, the younger one would go totally ape-shit when Alex (6 years older) "smiled mean" at him. (That smug, know-it-all, gonna drive you crazy face...he still does it. Sigh.)

Let's revisit one of the better stories of my two naughties:

Alex would tease and make fun of a then 9-year old Hunter til he flipped right out. I came home from work at Nordstrom one night to find Alex grinning that "he's smilin' at me MEAN" smile that drove Hunter out of his ever-lovin' mind.

"Uhhhhhh...Hunter chased me around the house with a knife saying he was gonna 'effing kill' me", was Alex's side of the story.

Like any other good, wholesome mother, I stifled my laughter for about five minutes, then gave Hunter the talk.

"Now, Honey. You shouldn't chase your brother with a knife, mmkay?" (I could hear that "Butthead" laugh of Alex's in the hallway as I chatted with the little brother. HUH HUH HUH HUH)

I love that story. Isn't it just precious?

GAWD. I posted that lovely little story last year (in reference to the bratty Oasis Gallagher brothers, Liam and Noel). Fighty dogs. I can't help it. Little boys make me laugh. Their antics, their teasing, their TV shows...all of it. I wanted to have two boys...and did I ever.

Beavis (Cousin Logan) and Butthead (Alex!)-circa 1993/Halloween

I know that look on Angie's face. She wants to laugh; but she's in public and would be called a terrible mother by every media outlet (except mine!) ,if she joined in the fun. Now having said that? Teenage boys aren't as much fun as grade-school boys. They're every bit as emotionally nutty as girls, no matter what anyone says. Hormones, girlfriends, lazy-ass-ness...my hair was on fire more than it wasn't with irritation. But. (She said, "butt"...) I have more inside jokes with those two boys STILL than I do with anyone else...and it's awesome. We speak in shorthand. (Now my affinity for Beavis and Butthead, South Park, Mallrats, etc. makes total sense, right?)

Any mothers of boys out there who GET this??

Written by: Diva Julia

18Jul/100

Sugar Sammy…aka “STAR Sammy”

By: Cate K.

Sugar Sammy

Whenever I hear the word “ethnic” I’m never sure what to think. Racist? Descriptive? Old-fashioned?

None of the above for Canadian comedian Sugar Sammy. The Montreal-born, multi-lingual Sammy (born Sam Khullar) regards the ethnic stereotypes that some associate with the word as being wholly dependent on the person delivering the funny lines.

“It all comes down to how you say it,” the affable comic explained recently, his velvet voice purring across the line, “it’s the tone, and who's saying it. I feel like some people can get away with that -and it’s not what race (they are), but the person themselves.”

Sam himself is a cool, funny, whip-smart guy with a gift for eagle-eyed social observations and dead-on mimicry for accents. The multi-lingual comic (he speaks English, French, Punjab, and HIndi) is a mega-star overseas, with multiple, celebrated appearances in Dubai, South Africa, and Jordan, to name just a few. He’s performed with comedians like Jimmy Fallon, Damon Wayans, and George Lopez, and has opened for Dave Chappelle. He’s had his own HBO special. The Hollywood Reporter named him one of the top ten comedy talents to watch and AskMen.com has called him “comedy’s new rock star”. Also? The guy has movie-star good looks and oozes charisma. Seriously, this guy has “star” written all over him.

Sammy was in Toronto recently to host “Ethnical Difficulties” as part of the city’s Just for Laughs comedy festival. The show (which was taped for future broadcast by CBC Television) featured an array of funny men riffing on their multicultural backgrounds. I was especially taken with comedian Bret Ernst, for the way he relentlessly mocked the stereotypes he sees fellow Italians (especially men) engaging in. With chest puffed out and shoulders back, he did a near-perfect impersonation of “that guy who gets $500 bottle service but lives with his parents.” Ouch.

Equally, Sam’s impersonations of East Asians -both in the crowd and in his stories -was funny, a bit cutting, but still very, very cute. As he told me days before the taping, portraying broad stereotypes onstage greatly depends on who’s the one delivering the lines. “Some get away with more than other people,” he notes. “I find, for some reason, I tend to get away with a lot -so does Russell Peters -whereas with some people, even if they say the word 'Jew', it's over.”

It can just as much be “over” if you’re trying to be affable but your vocabulary stinks. Sam shared an appalling incident involving one over-enthusiastic (white) fan.

“He went, “Hey man, you're like the coolest Paki I know!” And he kept going on and on like, “How does it feel to be a Paki? What’s it like to be a Paki who does great jokes? All the women wanna hang out with you... wow, I’ve never seen a Paki like you!” And I was like... dude? You're calling me the Indian n*gger. Stop it.”

Currently pursuing TV and film opportunities, Sam’s also in the midst of writing another one-man show. It should be ready by 2011, but he doesn’t want to rush things. “With the first show, it took ten years to build that material,” he told me conspiratorially, “so I'd rather take time and do it well.”

Sure, patience might be a virtue, but I’ve watched Sam’s star zooming into the stratosphere, with more than a little awe. I can hardly wait to see what the next year holds for him -and his audience. It’s sure to be a sweet ride.

Written by: Diva Julia

16Jul/103

Laugh of the Day: Funny or Die presents – IDIOTS

Zoe Saldana and Kate Bosworth - Funny or die

One question first: Since when did 5-head Bosworth have boobs?

ANYbitch:

via: Funny or Die

You're welcome.

Written by: Diva Julia

15Jul/101

I found a cool blog and blogger…just want to share.

I love reading about adventures...not Indiana Jones adventures, but real-life, ridiculous, what-the-gotdamnhell adventures. I've found one such adventure on a blog called, MagCrewNews and Door to Door Rants.

I'm sure at one time or another, we've had one of the "magazine kids" come to our door. I had NO IDEA what kind of life they actually led--and believe me, as dreary as it sounds--but My Girl here takes on her colorful escapades and makes y'all giggle.

Frankly, My Girl here is lucky to be alive. I've done some research on these MagCrews, and it is dangerous work--for the kids themselves and sometimes for the customers.

Give it a read, won't you?

Written by: Diva Julia

15Jul/102

2010 ESPY Award WINNERS – Full List (Funny VIDEOS: Seth Myers, Steve Carell and Paul Rudd)

Full 2010 ESPY Winners List...

LEAVE LEBRON JAMES ALONE!

Last night during the 2010 ESPY Awards with all the most prominent current sports figures in one room, the main joke was always at Lebron's expense. Jaaayzus. Am I the only person on earth who supports Lebron? Don't we teach our kids to work hard, excel at their chosen profession and to feel personally fulfilled in life? I'm sick of the public verbal flogging of Lebron.

Whew. I needed to get that out.

AnyLEBRONRULES. I've got the full list of winners (oh, and I still can't stand Olympic skier, Lindsay Vonn), Seth Myers' opening monologue and Steve Carell along with My Imaginary Boyfriend, Paul Rudd (being supercute and funny).

( 2010 ESPY Winners are in bold.)

BEST MALE ATHLETE
Drew Brees, NFL
Kobe Bryant, NBA
LeBron James, NBA
Jimmie Johnson, NASCAR
Albert Pujols, MLB

BEST FEMALE ATHLETE
Maya Moore, NCAA Basketball
Diana Taurasi, WNBA
Lindsey Vonn, Skiing
Serena Williams, Tennis

BEST PLAY
Brian Kownacki, Fordham
Brett Favre, Vikings
Rajon Rondo, Celtics
Mark Buehrle, White Sox

ESPY PERSEVERANCE AWARD
George Karl, Nuggets

BEST CHAMPIONSHIP PERFORMANCE
Drew Brees
Anthony Johnson
Michael Phelps
Shaun White

ARTHUR ASHE COURAGE AWARD
Aplington-Parkersburg (Iowa) High School Ed Thomas’ family

BEST BREAKTHROUGH ATHLETE
Brittney Griner, Baylor
Chris Johnson, Tennessee
Stephen Strasburg, Nationals
John Wall, Kentucky basketball

BEST COMEBACK
Kim Clijsters, Tennis

BEST RECORD-BREAKING PERFORMANCE
Usain Bolt
Brett Favre
Roger Federer
Connecticut Women’s Basketball
Isner vs. Mahut at Wimbledon

BEST UPSET
Frankie Edgar over B.J. Penn, MMA
Hawaii softball upsets #1 Alabama
Northern Iowa shocks No. 1 Kansas, Men’s Basketball
Y. E. Yang stuns Tiger Woods, PGA Championship

BEST GAME
Twins beat Tigers in Extra Innings (AL Central One-Game Tiebreak)
Canada edges USA in Olympic hockey championship game in overtime
Duke gets past Butler in Men’s NCAA Championship

BEST MOMENT
Phil Mickelson, 2009 Masters
Joannie Rochette, Winter Olympics
New Orleans Saints, Super Bowl XLIV
Landon Donovan World Cup vs. Algeria

BEST TEAM
Alabama Football
Chicago Blackhawks
Connecticut Women’s Basketball
Los Angeles Lakers
New Orleans Saints
New York Yankees

UNDER PRESSURE AWARD
Sidney Crosby in the Olympic Hockey Gold Medal Game
Brett Favre in his return to Green Bay
Landon Donovan World Cup vs. Algeria
Stephen Strasburg in MLB debut

BEST COLLEGE ATHLETIC PROGRAM
Duke Men’s Athletics and Stanford Women’s Athletics

BEST SPORTS MOVIE
Big Fan
Invictus
The Blind Side
The Damned United
The Karate Kid

BEST COACH/MANAGER
Geno Auriemma, Connecticut Women’s Basketball
Joe Girardi, NY Yankees
Phil Jackson, Los Angeles Lakers
Mike Krzyzewski, Duke Men’s Basketball
Sean Payton, New Orleans Saints
Nick Saban, Alabama football

BEST NFL PLAYER
Drew Brees, New Orleans
Brett Favre, Minnesota
Chris Johnson, Tennessee
Peyton Manning, Indianapolis
Darrelle Revis, New York Jets
Charles Woodson, Green Bay

BEST MLB PLAYER
Zach Greinke, Kansas City
Derek Jeter, New York Yankees
Tim Lincecum, San Francisco
Joe Mauer, Minnesota
Albert Pujols, St. Louis

BEST NHL PLAYER
Sidney Crosby, Pittsburgh
Ryan Miller, Buffalo
Alexander Ovechkin, Washington
Henrik Seden, Vancouver
Steven Stamkos, Tampa Bay

BEST DRIVER
Kyle Busch
Dario Franchitti
Ron Hornaday
Jimmie Johnson
Tony Schumacher

BEST NBA PLAYER
Kobe Bryant, LA Lakers
Kevin Durant, Oklahoma City
Dwight Howard, Orlando
LeBron James, Cleveland
Dwyane Wade, Miami

BEST WNBA PLAYER
Tamika Catchings, Indiana
Becky Hammon, San Antonio
Lauren Jackson, Seattle
Candace Parker, Los Angeles
Diana Taurasi, Phoenix

BEST FIGHTER
Floyd Mayweather
Manny Pacquiao
Georges St. Pierre

BEST MALE GOLFER
Ernie Els
Phil Mickelson
Tiger Woods

BEST FEMALE GOLFER
Cristie Kerr
Lorena Ochoa
Jiyai Shin

BEST MALE TENNIS PLAYER
Roger Federer
Juan Martin del Potro
Rafael Nadal

BEST FEMALE TENNIS PLAYER
Kim Clijsters
Serena Williams
Venus Williams

BEST MALE COLLEGE ATHLETE
Blake Geoffrion, Wisconsin Hockey
Mark Ingram, Alabama Football
Evan Turner, Ohio State Basketball
John Wall, Kentucky Basketball
Garrett Wittels, Florida International Baseball

BEST FEMALE COLLEGE ATHLETE
Tina Charles, Connecticut Women’s Basketball
Megan Hodge, Penn State Volleyball
Megan Lagenfeld, UCLA Softball
Maya Moore, Connecticut Women’s Basketball

BEST MALE ACTION SPORT ATHLETE
Bobby Brown, Freestyle Skiing
Ryan Dungey, Motocross
Mick Fanning, Surfer
Garrett Reynolds, BMX
Shaun White, Snowboard

BEST FEMALE ACTION SPORT ATHLETE
Torah Bright, Snowboarding
Ashley Fiolek, Motocross
Jen Hudak, Freestyle Skiing
Stephanie Gilmore, Surfing
Ashleigh McIvor, Freestyle Skiing

BEST JOCKEY
Calvin Borel
Julien Leparoux
Mike Smith

BEST MALE ATHLETE WITH A DISABILITY
Steve Cash
Rudy Garcia-Tolson
Andy Soule

BEST FEMALE ATHLETE WITH A DISABILITY
Linnea Dohring
Alana Nichols
Amy Palmiero-Winters
Stephani Victor

BEST BOWLER
Kelly Kulick
Bill O’Neill
Walter Ray Williams Jr.

BEST MALE US OLYMPIC ATHLETE
Apolo Anton Ohno, Speedskating
Shani Davis, Speedskating
Evan Lysacek, Figure Skating
Bode Miller, Skiing
Shaun White, Snowboarding

BEST FEMALE US OLYMPIC ATHLETE
Hannah Kearney, Skiing
Julia Mancuso, Skiing
Lindsey Vonn, Skiing

BEST MLS PLAYER
Connor Casey, Colorado
Jeff Cunningham, Dallas
Landon Donovan, Los Angeles
Shalrie Joseph, New England
Kasey Keller, Seattle

BEST TRACK AND FIELD ATHLETE
Usain Bolt
Allyson Felix
Sanya Richards

[source: FanHouse]

Thoughts? And don't lets get into a slapfight about Lebron.

Written by: Diva Julia

14Jul/105

Are “Beavis and Butthead” returning to MTV??? (EEEEEEEK!!) Videos

Guess who's coming baaaack?

Check it out. Beavis and Butthead, Mike Judge's genius (yeah, I said it, Buttmunch) series may just be returning to MTV--with all new episodes. The premise will be the same as it was back in the day, along with the awesomely primitive animation.

viaNYPost.com

"The return of "Beavis and Butt-head" will be a backdoor means for MTV to return to showing music videos -- something the network was founded upon but abandoned in the last decade to make room for popular reality shows like "Laguna Beach," "The Hills" and "Jersey Shore."

"Beavis and Butt-head," which premiered in 1993, began as an animated short called "Frog Baseball," which aired on MTV's "Liquid Television."

The basic plotline revolved around two shorts-wearing, spectacularly immature teenage pals whose banter was delivered against the backbeat of their constant idiotic laughter.

Series creator Mike Judge, who's also creating the new episodes, voiced both characters."

YES!

"It better start rockin' or I'll really give him something to cry about."

"Huh huh huh huh..you're working..."

"Did I ask for fries? Dumbass?"

GotDAAYUM, I love Butthead. Just more proof that I really am a 12 year old--from 1996. Cool.

Look closely at Alex's shirt. This. Is. 2010.

I'm taking the stroll down Idiot Lane in my head when Alex and Hunter and I would spend hours watching Beavis and Butthead and Ren and Stimpy.

Ah man. Don't get me going with Ren and Stimpy. I'll start crying.

Written by: Diva Julia

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