Happy 50th Birthday, Bono!

Oh, Saint Bono.

Yes.  Bono's 50 today...I heard this little joke about him years ago, and think of it whenever I read about Mr. Paul Hewson:

U2 are waiting to be let in at the gates of heaven. God is sitting in his throne and says, “Before I can let you in, I need each of you to tell me what you most believe in…”

Adam goes first and says, “I believe in a sturdy bass line and that dating supermodels is a bad idea.” Adam enters heaven.

The Edge is next. “I believe in the C chord, the G chord, and the D chord. And with those chords I believe I can change the world.’ The Edge follows Adam in.

“I believe in a 4/4 beat, all day, every day”, Larry adds. He’s then allowed through the gates.

“Now ,what do you believe in, Bono?” God asks .

“I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”

Anyway. How to describe Bono?

Singer

Songwriter

Husband

Father

Activist

Philanthropist

Irritant to Annette and Carter Magna  (this one makes me laugh...)

Happy Birthday, Paul Rudd; Felix’s Mom, Dayna; oh, and ME!

See? Paul Rudd is hot...

and..

is great with the kids and Muppets on Sesame Street (he's the Handsome Prince, of course!)

aaaand...he'll make you pee your pants from laughing:

Oh, Paul Rudd.  We share a birthday.  The awesome part is that Dayna, Felix's mom also has the same birthday, and SHE loves Paul Rudd every much as I do.  See?  Full circle, my friends; full circle.

Oh, Day-Day

Here's our chat on Facebook for your entertainment:

Dayna

happy birthday! what are you doing today? do you wantto go to lunch?

11:10amJulia

we should! happy birthday..I'm writing about you and Paul Rudd.

11:11amDayna

uh oh. we should all three go to lunch! give him a call.

11:11amJulia

I lost his number...I swear I gave it to you. Did Alex delete it from your phone?

11:12amDayna

must have.

11:12amJulia

dumbshit.

God, we're funny.