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16Jan/13Off

Lindsay Lohan Is An Escort?

Oh, Lindsay.

 

I am Julia's Complete Lack of Surprise.  (Can one watch Fight Club too many times?  No. And NO.)  SeemsStar Magazine is coming out with a story the we in the celebrity gossip industry -- read:  "we who fool around on the internet all day long" --  have  been hearing for a couple of years.

Rumor has it that Lindsay's mother Dina is pimping her daughter out as an (and I QUOTE) "high class escort" to wealthy "businessmen" from all over the world.

Lindsay And Dina in London

"One of Lindsay’s most high profile clients is the man who is third in line to the throne of Brunei, a small country in Southeast Asia: Prince Haji Abdul Azim.

A billionaire playboy who loves American celebrities, he allegedly paid Lindsay a whopping $100,000 to join him in London for a New Year’s celebration.

 And wealthy Spanish-American painter Domingo Zapata reportedly supported the troubled actress for much longer than a holiday.

“Domingo let Lindsay live in his penthouse at the Bowery Hotel in NYC for free and at his L.A. pad at Chateau Marmont [for months],” says one of his confidantes. “They’re both super swanky. No way Lindsay could’ve afforded either of them for such long periods of time on her own.”

I suppose we should all throw the word "ALLEGEDLY" around regarding this story, but really?  Is anyone shocked by this mess?  I'm being serious.

YOU tell ME.

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Written by: Diva Julia

19Oct/12Off

Lindsay Lohan Update – Failed Intervention By Dad Michael, Called Out By Bret Easton Ellis For Being a No-Show to Work, Horrible Trailer for ‘The Canyons’

Anything for a buck, huh Linds?

 

We're just gonna go ahead and kill ALL the birds with one stone today, okay?

Lindsay Lohan never fails to disappoint in terms of her hot-messiness, does she? Today we have TMZ reporting that her icky dad, Michael Lohan needed to get his name all over the internet again tried to stage an intervention for his daughter due to the fact that he thinks she might just have a substance abuse problem (whaaaa?) and she failed to show up to do dialogue-dubbing for her new film (I choked on that one) The Canyons.

via TMZ:

"Cops just showed up at Lindsay Lohan's Beverly Hills home after Michael Lohan and others tried to stage an intervention to get Lindsay Lohan into treatment ... TMZ has learned.

Michael Lohan and several others showed up at Lindsay's house Friday afternoon ... believing she has fallen off the wagon ... and they believe that's why she has become a no-show for post-production work on her upcoming movie, "The Canyons."

Michael tells TMZ ... Lindsay's entire team is on board with the intervention, though we cannot confirm that.

We're told Lindsay was at the house when Michael and team arrived, but someone claiming to be her boyfriend shooed them away.  The "boyfriend" told TMZ Lindsay was inside and any problems Lindsay has will not be solved by her father. 

Someone called the cops to report a trespassing call.  Cops are currently on scene."

via Bret Easton Ellis Twitter
By the way, this straight-to-dvd mess is directed by American Gigolo director, Paul Schrader and written by American Psycho author, Bret Easton Ellis.  We've got the try-hard trailer below, just hold on.

 

 

Regarding Lindsay's no-show to work, I can just hear that ciggie-stained voice honking about how "Liz and Marilyn did the SAME THING!! I'm an ICON!"  Lord, she's delusional.

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Written by: Diva Julia

20Sep/12Off

First Trailer for ‘Liz & Dick’

Can you BELIEVE there's a POSTER for this hot mess?

 

In "Made For TV Movies I Won't Be Watching" news, the first trailer for Lifetime's "Liz & Dickpremiered, starring Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor and Grant Bowler as her two-time husband Richard Burton. While Lohan looks NOTHING like Taylor, Bowler makes an okay Burton, but even towards the end of his life, Richard was an attractive guy and I'm seeing none of that here.

You barely hear her in this sneak peek, but she sounds nothing like Liz. Maybe I'm just not old enough to remember that time Taylor had a constant cigarette induced cold. It does highlight Burton and Taylor's many fights, some of which had to have taken place in a movie trailer or two. That's the only excuse Lindsay could use as to why she decided to leave a caravan owned by Elizabeth a mess. Maybe the trailer got in her way and didn't pay attention to her flashing lights. Maybe the trailer told Lindsay that it liked Amanda Bynes' movies better.

It was the trailer's fault. Obviously.

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Written by: Brittani

14Sep/12Off

Amanda Bynes In ANOTHER Fender-Bender AND Caught Smoking Weed In Her Car?

SERIOUSLY, Amanda??

Photo: TMZ

Holy crap.  Lindsay Lohan Amanda Bynes narrowly escaped yet another automobile infraction last night.

via TMZ:

Amanda Bynes came one step closer to disaster Thursday night when she was driving around West Hollywood -- on a suspended license -- and got into an accident ... though, luckily, it was minor.

Amanda was driving her black BMW 5-series out of a parking lot on Sunset Boulevard around 10:30 PM when she tapped the bumper of a white car in front of her, leaving little or no damage.

TMZ has also posted photos of Amanda driving around aimlessly and openly smoking weed in her car.

Sighhhhhhhhhhhh.

I don't think I need to remind you, again, that Amanda's drivers license has been suspended since last week, and she is currently due in court on misdemeanor hit-and-run charges. Why in the world, then, I beg of you, would she choose to drive around with no destination and hotbox her car, instead of staying safely at home and hitting the pipe like a normal person?

TMZ also noted that as they followed Amanda around for several hours, she was also "cutting off other drivers and violating various traffic laws."

At this point, I can't help but curb my snark a little bit, and say that this entire situation is downright terrifying. I don't want to use the old adage 'crying out for help' but honestly, this girl has lost it. Is it just a flagrant disregard for authority? Where are her friends? Her family? Her agent? (Does she still have one of those?) Why is nobody putting this girl in jail or rehab or asking her what the hell is going on with her or sitting her down and telling her to cut the shit? I am completely bewildered, and I know that everyone else feels the same.

Late yesterday, TMZ updated about Amanda, saying that they've been in contact with Los Angeles police offers who say that her recent antics "scare the shit out of [them]" and that they are keeping a close eye on her. Obviously not close enough.

Amanda Bynes is currently 26-years-old, and as morbid as it sounds, the downward spiral of this situation definitely brings thoughts of The 27 Club to mind.

 

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Written by: AmandaRae

10Sep/12Off

Amanda Bynes Pulled Over While Driving With Suspended License. Derrrrp.

Seriously, Amanda?

Photo: TMZ

Gotdammit, Amanda Bynes.
Obviously, Amanda didn't get a chance to check out Dipped In Cream and appreciate the message that I put so much time and effort into for her, because she was pulled over again last night -- this time for driving without her headlights on.
Nevermind, the sheer stupidity of that indiscretion, but need I remind you that Amanda's license is currently suspended? Apparently this isn't a concern for the LAPD, because last night she was simply given a verbal warning and sent on her way. Some rookie cop is gonna get his ass handed to him for that one.

Or maybe not. At this point, I can't help but feel that Amanda has been repeatedly escaping each of these situations that would have landed anyone else in jail. Where is her second mugshot? Where is the footage of her sobbing in court? Where is her 45 minutes spend in a jail cell due to "overcrowding"? Any day now, people.

It seems to me that the LAPD needs to get their shit together almost as much as Amanda does.

But hey, at least she wasn't (visibly) intoxicated this time. Baby steps...

 

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Written by: AmandaRae