‘Parker’ Starring Jason Statham and Jennifer Lopez – TRAILER
Listen, Jason Statham is playing well, Jason Statham (YAY!) and Jennifer Lopez is in her underwear and there's a shower scene. Sometimes that's all I need.
I can be every bit as crass and lowbrow as the next dude.
Sometimes I just wanna see Jason smack Jennifer's ass. Fingers crossed that happens in Parker!
Written by: Diva Julia
American Music Awards 2011 – JLo, Fiat, Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj and XTina’s Dress
The American Music Awards always promises to be the most mundane of the music awards shows, and it delivered! Although I do appreciate that there were more performances than actual awards given out. The show opened with David Guetta and Nicki Minaj, who won two awards.
Katy Perry received a special achievement award, which I wasn't aware existed before last night and seems to be the adult version of giving someone a gold star for having the best macaroni and glue sculpture in 2nd grade.
JLo. Brought to you by FIAT, if you couldn't tell!!
The entire show seemed to be sponsored by Fiat featuring Jennifer Lopez, she appeared on stage at least four times. Say what you will about JLo, and you will, but over 40 with two kids and still able to move like that in a flesh colored catsuit--get it girl!
JLo's Skinsuit. (Insert basket/lotion jokes here...annnd GO!)
(I'd like to think she was showing her ex-husband Marc Anthony, who also performed with Pitbull, what he was missing. )
Speaking of moving, Maroon 5 performed their hit "Moves Like Jagger" with Christina Aguilera this time.
Why the shirt, Adam?
[Editor's Note: Who else noticed the complete lack of chemistry between those two? I didn't see one bit of eye contact, so I believe the rumors to be true that Adam and Xtina loathe each other. Oh, and why did Adam wear a shirt?
It's just a bad angle, right?
Oh, and why did Christina wear that steel-enforced bandage dress? Girlfriend needs to put down the bottle of booze. Seriously. ~ DivaJulia]
Later, Mick Jagger appeared in a video during Will.i.am's performance which was like every Black Eyed Peas performance ever. (Read: "TRON.")
That one kid with LMFAO
LMFAO closed out the show with their songs "Party Rock Anthem" and "Sexy And I Know It," the first of which they were joined by Justin Bieber who stomped around on stage. I hate to say that I enjoyed this, because I did.
Feel free to judge, here is a list of all the winners!
"WHAAAAAAAT?"
ARTIST OF THE YEAR
Taylor Swift
POP or ROCK MUSIC
Favorite Male Artist
Bruno Mars
Favorite Female Artist
Adele
Favorite Band, Duo or Group
Maroon 5
Favorite Album
Adele - "21"
COUNTRY MUSIC
Favorite Male Artist
Blake Shelton
Favorite Female Artist
Taylor Swift
Favorite Album
Taylor Swift - "Speak Now"
Favorite Band, Duo or Group
Lady Antebellum
RAP/HIP-HOP MUSIC
Favorite Artist
Nicki Minaj
Favorite Album
Nicki Minaj - "Pink Friday"
SOUL/RHYTHM & BLUES MUSIC
Favorite Male Artist
Usher
Favorite Female Artist
Beyonce
Favorite Album
Rihanna - "Loud"
ALTERNATIVE ROCK MUSIC
Favorite Artist
Foo Fighters
ADULT CONTEMPORARY MUSIC
Favorite Artist
Adele
Sprint New Artist Of The Year
Hot Chelle Rae
LATIN MUSIC
Favorite Artist
Jennifer Lopez
Written by: Brittani
Jennifer Lopez Performs for Wedding in Ukraine for $1 Million (VIDEO)
JLo is Epic Win.
Photo & Video: LIFENEWS
Jennifer Lopez, The Wedding Singer? Can't say that I blame JLo for leaving the U.S. just days after the public announcement of her split with that controlling, tiny Napoleonistic a-hole Marc Anthony.
After all, he ran off to Colombia and said this crap:
"They're saying I'm single," he told the audience to cheers at Símon Bolívar Metropolitan Park in Bogotá, according to People.com.
Anthony made no specific mention of Lopez, but he blew several kisses at the crowd, and called one female fan "Mamacita," which translated to "Hot Moma." He later told her, "You're so beautiful."
"God, I hate choo."
Photo: GettyImages
I know. That photo up there doesn't have anything to do with this post, but I think it's funny. If you'll recall, Skeletor and JLo performed together during the finale of American Idol, (read: Skeletor sang angrily and JLo shook her booty and glared).
Written by: Diva Julia
Jennifer Lopez Hogged William and Kate at BAFTA Gala in Los Angeles – You Don’t Say?!
The Death Claw as worn by JLo
Oh, thank the LORT. Hallelujer. I don't have to release my pitbull grip I have on the hot mess that was JLo shoving her fat ass (COUGHIShouldTalkCOUGH) into Every. GeeDee. Photo. at the BAFTA Gala held last week in Los Angeles when William and Kate were in town. This is all KINDS of juicy, but first let me get this off my chest:
I just cannot LET. IT. GO. I've waited a week...and I still just can't. CAN'T. WON'T. REFUSE TO! That gotdamn dress. What the gotdamnHELL was Hugh Jass wearing during the BAFTA GALA last Saturday night? I'll tell you exactly what is was: A Size Jumbo (I should know) Sausage Casing made special for her meaty ass by Emilio Pucci at the slaughterhouse in the scary part of town.
Okay. Now. Here's where it gets GOOOOD.
Again???
People Magazine is blabbing something rather delicious (which is shocking for their usual suck-up-ness). Get a load of what Mary-Louise Parker had to say about Hugh Jass JLo:
I have a newfound respect for Mary-Louise Parker. BOOM.
"I didn't meet them. I was shoved out of the way by Jennifer Lopez. Uh oh, I shouldn't have said that."
OhhhhhGYAAAAHthatwasawesome. (All one word.) What she really meant was what Clairee from my beloved Steel Magnolias said about that big-assed wedding guest at Shelby's weddin':
"Looks like two pigs wrestlin' under a blanket."
JLo, aka "Two Pigs Wrestlin' Under a Blanket" at the Royal BAFTA Gala
Daaaaaang. Never underestimate the power of a sharp-tongued white chick who was shoved outta the way of meeting the Royals. Just sayin'.
Written by: Diva Julia
Today’s Blind Item – Change Those Size Tags Edition!
Which starlet’s team insists that size-6 tags be cut out of her dresses by designers and a size-2 tag sewn in its place to preserve her vanity and prevent a body image-inspired meltdown?
via (Page Six)
Hmmmmm. substitute the words old biddy for starlet , Size J (for Jumbo) instead of size 2 and add a huge rip where the Size J tag would be, and you'd have my Walmart yoga pants. Oh. I just outed myself on so many levels. Snort!
Seriously. This Blind Item's answer MUST be ALL OF THEM. (And I hate when that's the answer.)
Written by: Diva Julia
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