Jennifer Lopez Assumes She’s as Hot as Beyonce. Who’s Gonna Break it to Her?
Yikes.
JLo decided it would be super-hot if she wore thigh high boots and a little, tiny skirt with wild hair for her performance at the World Music Awards (bleh) a` la Sasha Fierce/Beyonce....aaaaand, it was a major FAIL. Only Bey can work the healthy thigh/short skirt look.
HELL yeah.
Am I right?
Written by: Diva Julia
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I'm sorry. My ears are hemorrhaging -- I need to run to the Urgent Care down the street. Oh, Sweet Risen Jesus, PLEASE let them be open on Easter Sunday.
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Jennifer Lopez and her huge ass…just because it’s funny.
Which photo is the real thing? (By that I mean, which bootay is real? Obviously, JLo's been photoshopped within an inch of her life everywhere else.)
WHAT THE GOTDAMNHELL??
Or...
Whatchu lookin' at?
I think the real one is somewhere in between - and NOT as firm, mmkay?
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