Just Tellin’ Ya What I Heard

27Aug/100

Will Forte To Leave Saturday Night Live

Will's leavin' SNL.

One of the best cast members SNL has had in years is leaving. The New York Times is reporting that Will Forte will not be returning when the 36th season of the live comedy show. Will's parting is at his own choosing, and he will be pursuing other projects.

MacGRUBER!!

During the release of MacGruber, the movie based on one of his SNL characters, Forte told Entertainment Weekly that he couldn't imagine not being at SNL. "It's the longest job I've ever had, but you can't stay forever. I love working there though. And I love everybody I work with." Oh. Uh-huh.

This leaves Jason Sudeikis, Fred Armisen (whom we hear-tell has somethin' goin' ON with fellow cast-mate Abbie Elliott--and did you know she's comedian CHRIS ELLIOTT'S DAUGHTER??), along with Kenan Thompson, Seth Meyers, Bill Hader and Andy Samberg as the only male cast members. So I guess having a little less testosterone on the set won't make that much of a difference. NBC will reportedly be adding 3 more cast members to the show. They could use a girl, you know, a funny one. Just saying.

Here's one of my favorite Will Forte skits.

Written by: Brittani

22Aug/100

Scarlett O’Hara (Vivien Leigh) was kind of a bisexual ho? Whaaaa?

GASP!

My gay BFF Patrick says I'm worse than "any West Hollywood Fag" when it comes to my saying that "so-and-so" is gay. He never believes me when I whisper (read: "blab all over the internet, because I'm just tellin' ya what I heard") that there are Gay "Rumors" (ahem) about Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Hayden Christensen, Jake Gyllenhaal, Zac Efron...you know. Come ON.

So along comes a book about Vivien Leigh, the actress who completely embodied my favorite female fictional character, Scarlett O'Hara being bisexual--not that there's anything wrong with that--it's some of her alleged other behavior that's a bit questionable (her penchant for "rough trade" young men, for instance).

I guess she wanted to eat more than just barbeque.

Daily Mail reports:

According to a new biography, the actress who starred as southern belle Scarlett O'Hara in Gone With the Wind was a serial bisexual adulterer. Her marriage to Olivier was a sham, with both cheating on one another within months of becoming lovers in 1937, according to unpublished memoirs and witness accounts. At least three of the Oscar winner's lesbian conquests are revealed in 'Damn You, Scarlett O'Hara', to be published in the U.S. And, according to reports, the biography describes her insatiable appetite for 'rough trade' - male prostitutes picked up at Scotty's, a Los Angeles brothel that masqueraded as a petrol station. 'She depended on the professional discretion of men not to boast they had just serviced Scarlett O'Hara,' a publishing source said. Miss Leigh was apparently even kicked out of an Italian hotel for bringing back too many 'street boys'.

Wow. Would we be as shocked if this were say, Laurence Olivier? Oh, wait. It was. He was up to the no-good just like his then-wife--VIVIEN LEIGH.

Written by: Diva Julia

1Aug/100

Today’s Blind Item – She’s a hot mess drunk Edition

"This almost almost former A lister on television from a very hit show who is now just a very tall C list television and movie actress got really drunk a few weeks ago and destroyed her agent's house. Surprisingly though, even though she has not worked much, caused about $20K in damage in the house he did not drop her as a client. Could be because she is sleeping with his married boss."

via CDaN

I have it on good authority that this actress is a raging alcoholic...from her past Emmy award-winning show's producer. Just tellin' ya what I heard, y'all. The show has been off the air for years. And she IS tall.

Written by: Diva Julia

26Jul/107

David Boreanaz is rumored to be an a-hole diva on the set of “Bones”, AND a cheating douche.

So. Yeah. Douche Town.

Once in awhile I get a juicy little something in my inbox that is worth sharing with y'all...maybe even an answer to a Blind Item or two. So. Here's a post about someone I don't necessarily write about--but I found the story interesting. It was provided by a "snitch" from David Boreanaz's series, Bones--appropriate title for the show he was cast back in 2005. Thank goodness Tiger gave him the vocabulary word: TRANSGRESSION. Oh, AND his sloppy seconds name

I'm posting the email I received AS IS. It's more interesting this way--more urgent, if you will.

"David Boreanaz is a real piece of work. while his wife was GIVING BIRTH to their child.... he was "allegedly" txting his then mistress. Yeah, he was "on his way". I guess everyone knew about the mistress on the phone. txting all the time. (well, at least one of them). When it came out that (one of the mistresses) also had a "transgression" with Tiger, David was walking around the set saying See?" she does this all the time. She's not new to having an affair with someone famous!"

OH! and then, when the word got out he was having an affair (remember that?) he was PANICKED asking if text messages can be used in court for divorce. He had to be told, no there needs to be a subpoena for that.

Oh, and he also thinks he's the shit. The BMOC. When they started filming the show, he thought he deserved to be treated like the star he (thinks he) is. What was he in, Angel, Buffy and that witch sister tv show? Deally? That's not what I call heavy hitting work there, Davey. And now that the show's a hit, he's gotten worse.

There's a person on set that's supposed to take care of continuity and that the details are correct. Well, Dave wants to wear an under the arm hostler for his gun like Steve McQueen (he thinks he's Steve McQueen... no shit). But the FBI don't wear their guns like that. They wear them on the hip. He's constantly moving it around, and unbuttoning it, even moved it to the opposite side so he gets to reach into his jacket a little across the body. WHATEVER.

The last straw turned out to be a dinner scene. The person in charge of coordinating the onscreen food with the people that make it kept asking Doopey-Doo what he wanted IN the food so he would eat it on camera. He kept putting it off, and it came time for the work to start and he flipped! Told a producer that (this person) had been pestering him "FOR WEEKS" about the food and that he NEVER wanted to talk directly to (them) ever again. He would only talk with the producer about things like that. So he basically made the producer his bitch instead of doing what he was supposed it. Ugggggh.

Wow. What an arrogant dumbass. I'm gonna say "what goes around, comes back around..." (in Justin Timberlake's falsetto). And let's not forget the latest sexual harassment matter he's now dealing with--he's a full-on douche.

Thank you to my "Secret Source".

xoxo j

Written by: Diva Julia

7Jul/102

Mel Gibson is an abusive monster. Allegedly?

Harr harr harrrrr!! Photo:Wenn

Teeth? WHAT TEETH? Photo: Wenn

This asshole. Seriously. Just how effing much more is he going to get away with? RadarOnline.com has the real story here, y'all.

via RadarOnline:

"Mel Gibson is caught on tape admitting that he hit the mother of his love child, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively. It’s another bombshell development, following our world exclusive when we revealed that Mel was taped spewing a vile, racist rant, telling Oksana Grigorieva, “You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault.”

Now, RadarOnline.com is revealing even more content from the tape and this time Mel admits to hitting Oksana twice in the face while she was holding their baby daughter Lucia.

On tape, a teary Oksana is heard asking Mel, “What kind of a man is that who would hit a woman when she is holding a child in her hands, hitting her twice in the face? What kind of a man is that?”

The Braveheart star responds: “You know what — you f**cking deserved it.”

RadarOnline.com has heard the tape.

Mel’s sickening “you f**cking deserved it” admission sheds new light on the he-said, she-said battle that has been raging between Oksana and Mel for the past several weeks.
His legal team has insisted Mel did not hit Oksana and that they had only a loud argument. The disputed event apparently took place January 6 in his Malibu mansion.

But sources close to Oksana claimed she was left bloodied and bruised and had her two front teeth knocked out during the violent confrontation. The emergence of this part of the tape is the latest and nastiest development in the couple’s bitter legal battle.

It exploded after RadarOnline.com’s blockbuster revelation that Mel had launched a vile, profane rant — and it was all caught on tape. Mel and Oksana have each filed court orders against each another in recent weeks.

Gibson also sought a court order, in a desperate bid to keep his ex from releasing a DVD which apparently includes the recording and photos of Oksana after the brawl. Gibson’s camp has been on a hunt to find who released the tape. His lawyers want to know if Oksana did it.

Grigorieva’s lawyers “vehemently denied” she leaked the tapes and for the first time, RadarOnline.com can reveal Oksana did not release the recording to us. But we’ve learned that she decided to record Mel after he made a series of death threats against her.

Hey Mel? You and Charlie Sheen should be cellmates. I'd like to see both of YOU made examples of -- but I doubt it'll happen. Instead, we'll just keep flogging Lindsay Lohan. Yeah, I'm repeating myself...but guess what? I don't care. And maybe, just maybe, if the "real" authorities don't have a chat with Mel, some Russian folks just might.

Know'msayin'?

Written by: Diva Julia

14Apr/10Off

Angelina, Brad’s Mom Jane and Johnny Depp in Venice

Jane Pitt, holding Knox; and Angie holdng sister Vivienne in Venice, while give her mother-in-law the side-eye.

I've seen that look before from a daughter-in-law, and God knows I probably deserved it. Anyway.

Rumor has it that Brad Pitt's parents invited the Jolie-Pitt clan for an nice Easter celebration -- in Missouri -- and that Angie said no and hell no. I have my doubts about this silly talk. I truly think Brad's parents might enjoy traveling to Venice, Italy to see the clan knowing that Angie is WORKING in that glorious city. (I'm not saying Angie looks all that thrilled about the visit...but who knows? Maybe she's just tired. Yeah. THAT'S it.)

Here's a pic of Angelina's co-star Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam (yet again, beating a dead horse!), Johnny Depp. Why is his head getting wider?? He's turning into a giant headed-Kennedy forpitysake.

Johnny Depp - HANDCUFFED!

Always have to include the Separated at Birth-Eddie Vedder pic.

And Angelina, looking luminous, of course!

Who ELSE can look this exquisite in a hooded raincoat?

Oh, and Angie's NOT pregnant, despite the whisperings of another baby on the way. Just tellin' ya what I heard. Pass it on.

Written by: Diva Julia

18Mar/10Off

Bonus Blind Item – White Habit Edition

"Which Hollywood queen has a very white habit? Over the last few months her agents and publicists have been engaged in some creative damage-limitation work to make sure the fact that she doesn't seem to care who she shares her powder with doesn't derail what is already an award-winning career."

via Popbitch/CDaN

Okay. Re-read that first sentence. Who recently played a White Queen with a white rabbit? Just tellin' ya what I heard. You didn't hear that from me.

Written by: Diva Julia

7Feb/10Off

Taylor Swift and John Mayer Hooked Up? File Under: Grain of Salt

"Ya got mah room key, right Baby?"

Really? I mean, I don't put this past John Mayer, but Taylor? Meh. Maybe...maybe not. THAT'S why I'm here, y'all--for hard-hitting, factual crap like that. HA! Good one.

via DigitalSpy.com

“She was sitting on John’s lap, her arms were around him, and she was talking in his ear. They were acting like teenagers.”

The source claimed that the couple dined at the Cabana restaurant and were joined by their friends. After their dinner reservation, they were spotted leaving the restaurant alone and heading to the Hermitage Hotel.

“Taylor spent the night and enjoyed mid-morning room service before leaving his suite the next day.”

If they "did it", Taylor knows her way around a rubber sheet now. HEY! Just tellin' ya what I heard. Don't blame the messenger.

Written by: Diva Julia

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DivaJulia is a nutty, sarcastic, yet overly-sensitive former model-turned-photographer and writer. She's also the Managing Editor of Dipped in Cream.

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