Is Blue Ivy going to be a big sister soon? Honestly. There has been no official statement regarding Beyonce's pregnancy status, so it could all be a ruse
much like Beyonce's first pregnancy *COUGH SURROGATE COUGH*. Here's what we (sort of) know so far:
"...multiple sources are confirming that Beyonce is pregnant with her second child with Jay-Z. Recently the singer told ABC News that she wanted to have more kids, and wished for her daughter, Blue Ivy Carter, to experience being a big sister.
Following the Met Gala, music industry insiders said Beyonce was expecting, but she still made no announcement. After her canceled concert in Belgium, Beyonce wrote an apology note to her fans, which was posted on Facebook, noting that she was feeling better after missing the show and was ready to return to the stage.
I'm not a huge conspiracy theorist...but I am a bit when it comes to Beyonce and Jay-Z and all their media-manipulating shenanigans. (See? I even use words like ruse and shenanigans when posting about the couple. Oh, and Illuminati.)
What about Bey's enormous Mrs. Carter Show World Tour Sponsored By Pepsi? Cancelled? Foam bellies of all sizes? YOU tell ME.
Thoughts? Is she? Isn't she? Let me say this about THAT: I am completely out of shits to give about surrogacy, adoption, water births, mountain cliff births, back yard in the kiddie pool births--do WHATEVER. Just don't lie about it and say how magical and golden and how windswept your hair was with the final PUSH, because that's just crap.
In the meantime, I'll leave you with this gem from our girl, Wendy Williams from 2011. Watch it all the way through.
You know, normally we'd be all "Hey! Congrats on your pregnancy!", but I can't really bring myself to say those words given the fact that it's Halle Berry, I'm struggling. Her daughter Nahla has seen and heard (ALLEGEDLY?) some awful crap in her little 5-year old life.
Halle's boyfriend, Olivier Martinez is the baby's father, who got into a fistfight with Nahla's father ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry last Thanksgiving Day. Yeah. Awesome. Child Protective Services were even involved in that mess.
Listen. I'm not going to throw stones (is that glass I hear shattering?), but Halle's made some questionable choices when it comes to the men in her life. She's admitted that her mom was an abused wife, and that Halle herself has been allegedly abused by her former boyfriends or husbands. It's been reported many times that Wesley Snipes beat Halle so badly that she has been living with a busted eardrum since way back in the early 90's. Things only went downhill after that episode:
[Halle Berry's next relationship was with], MLB star, David Justice. Married 1992, separated 1996, divorced 1997. Berry told Parade Magazine that she had severe depression and thoughts of suicide after her divorce from Justice. In spite of the fact that Berry accused Justice of battering and had a string of restraining orders against him related to domestic violence.
Husband number two, R&B singer, Eric Benet. Married 2001, separated 2003, divorced 2005. Benet admitted to at least ten extramarital affairs in the two year marriage, including affairs with two of Berry's closest friends. According to People Magazine.
Halle then met model Gabriel Aubrey on a photo shoot for Versace in 2005, resulting in the birth of their daughter Nahla in 2008. The couple split in 2010 after rumors of Gabriel's cheating on Halle. It has not been an easy split, given the custody battle over their daughter, physical altercations and criminal charges involved.
Two days ago, Halle and Olivier (and poor Nahla) were involved in a paparazzi crush at LAX while heading toward their car. We have the video, via latimes.com.
Here's my question. Why does this keep happening to Halle and her daughter? A crap-load of celebs (more interesting and famous, dare I say, than Halle Berry) somehow manage to get through LAX without a complete clusterfucation blowing up. I hear-tell that she (read: her people) have been known to alert these gnats with cameras of her whereabouts and to create this kind of mess. In other words, Ms. Berry is rumored to be quite the attention-seeker...and how can that be healthy for a child? And now we've got another one on the way?
I get that Halle spends a little time at battered women's shelters. I wish she'd take some of the advice she doles out.
I fear this is only going to get worse, my friends.
After more than eight years of marriage, Diane Lane and Josh Brolin have split...and I'm not terribly shocked, are you?
"Diane Lane and Josh Brolin have decided to end their marriage," reads a statement from reps for the couple. The magazine also quotes an inside source as saying the decision to split was mutual. "It is very amicable. It's not ugly, it's just over."
It's probably been "just over" for awhile. Falling under the category of "I'm just tellin' ya what I heard", Josh is ALLEGEDLY a mean drunk. He was arrested only four months after marrying Diane for domestic violence, but she chose not to press charges.
Remember when Taylor Swift was more waifish? Sure, she was a young, tall, gawky weirdo stumbling around on her giant boat-feet a couple of years ago, but she still is. Only two things have really changed.
A plastic surgeon, who has never treated Swift, claims the singer has gone from an A cup to a B cup.
"You can see the implants," Dr. Michael Fiorillo told the magazine after looking at a photo of Swift from the People's Choice Awards.
I say TayTay got her first new set. I predict that over the next 15 years (along with 6-9 marriages and twice as many homes purchased), we'll see quite a few changes on Tay's body/face/bum.
Tick tock, y'all.
Well. If this is true, it appears Jessica sure knows how to do sumthin'. (That would be a Coal Miner's Daughter reference, y'all.) You know, "one wants a cookie and another needsa changin' and...one's on the waayyyy".
Oh, Jessica. Really? US Magazine sure sounds positive that it's true. Seems Weight Watchers have even weighed in (sorry) (not really) about Jessica's "condition".
"Any questions related to Jessica's personal life can only be answered by her team," Stephanie Schulman, Weight Watchers' public relations manager, told E! News Wednesday. "We do not disclose financial details about our relationships with any of our ambassadors."Since welcoming baby Maxwell on May 1 (her first child with fiance Eric Johnson), designer/actress/singer Simpson, 32, has been focused on her bonding with her little one -- and slimming down after her much-discussed 70-pound pregnancy weight gain with help from Weight Watchers (plus some extra motivation in the form of a rumored $4 million paycheck from the company.)
I tell ya what. I don't envy Jessica if she is pregnant again. Another pregnancy so soon after her first baby won't be easy on her, that's for sure. Life in the spotlight, folks watchin' her gain weight and criticizin' can't be fun.
I like Jessica. Fingers cross that all goes well for her. Bless her heart.