Oh, KStew. I'm sure you're "celebrating" (Google that word, girl. You might learn that you're doing it all kinds of wrong--it usually involves a smile or two.) But I'm pretty sure you're "sittin' on the stoop of the bay...gettin' hiiiiigh."
And THIS. Is. Perfect.
So yeah. Happy 22nd Birthday, you ungrateful, awkward weirdo. I'll say it again--if you hate being an actress--and ALL THAT GOES ALONG WITH YOUR POSITION so gotdamn much, let someone else the job who might just *appreciate the position you've been given.
[uh-pree-shee-eyt] Show IPA verb, -at·ed, -at·ing.
I own the fact that I am beating one of my favorite "dead horses".
You know, I haven't read one single Twilight book, nor have I seen one single film based on the books. In fact, I have made sport of the entire mania of it all. However! I'm surprised at how interesting I found the story-line of this movie, though, by merely watching this trailer. (With the exception of Taylor
Lautner Snoutner, whom I find dull as dirt and stiff in his acting process.)
The wedding scene appears so ethereal and romantic...but with a sense of dread looming overhead. For those of you Twi-hards out there, you know what I'm referring to...THAT particular storyline and THAT scene.
I'm kind of in love with Bella's hair, veil and especially the vintage pin attached to the tulle.
Oh brother. Do you think I'm going to actually going to see this film?
Gulp. Umm...wow. I want to thank W Magazine for bringing out the pretty in Kristen Stewart. I mean, LOOK at her. Usually we see SourPuss hiding behind one hand, while she's flipping us off with other.
Here's a snippet of what The Sullen One had to say in her interview with Lynn Hirschberg:
Lynn Hirschberg: Everyone knows you as Bella Swan, the heroine of the Twilight series, whose penultimate installment, Breaking Dawn Part 1, premieres on November 18. What audiences may not know is that you’ve been acting since you were a child. How did you get your start?
Did you do any commercials, or did you go straight into films?
I did two commercials, one for Porsche, but I was definitely not the type of child one would cast in a commercial or any TV that you’d typically go out for as a young kid. I wasn’t the type of kid who would be in stuff that kids watch. I wasn’t cutesy.
In 1999 David Fincher cast you as Jodie Foster’s daughter in Panic Room. He likes to do dozens of takes for each scene. Was that difficult, as a child?
I didn’t realize that 80 takes wasn’t normal. But it’s funny: Some of my proudest moments from film sets are in Panic Room. My character had seizures. Just being able to say, I was 10 years old and I broke all the blood vessels in my eye on that take, is cool. It was fun.
You had a tomboy quality, which was unusual.
I have brothers, and that so-called boyish quality was something that I was deathly self-conscious about when I was younger. I was, like, No, I’m a girl. Actually, I’m still embarrassed to say that.
But it sets you apart from other young actresses. And it made you more interesting.
I don’t really know what to say. I just knew I wanted to work. And I did. I was working when I read the script for Twilight. I read the script before I read the book. I actually did the audition before reading the book, which was kind of crazy. Obviously, I tore all four books apart over the course of three years, but initially I had no idea that Twilight was such a big deal.
Did you have a particular interest in vampires? All young girls like vampires.
I fucking love me a vampire [Laughs]. I was 17 when I read Twilight, and at the time it was so perfect for me. The script was about young kids who think they can handle stuff that they just can’t. And they’re going to do it anyway. Because, why not? Just torture yourself. I relate to that. Vampires are a little dangerous—and we girls like to test ourselves.
Sometimes I feel like I don't need to write one single word when I post a picture of these two. I know the Twihards really just want to inspect the photo in fine-tooth-comb detail. You know, like how "naturally" these two are embracing. ("See?? They really ARE in LOVE!" or "Is that a BRA or swimsuit top she's wearing? OMG!")
Seriously though. How many MINUTES til Breaking Dawn is released, you guys??
I won't go into what I thought of the show, let's just say I can't wait until this Twilight series is over. Here are a list of the winners, and the very few red carpet highlights.
Best Male Performance: Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Villain: Tom Felton, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part I
Best Jaw-Dropping Moment: Justin Bieber,Never Say Never
Best Fight: Robert Pattinson vs. Xavier Samuel and Bryce Dallas Howard, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Kiss: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Line from a Movie: Alexys Nycole Sanchez, Grown Ups (“I wanna get chocolate wasted!” Yikes.)
Best Female Performance: Kristen (DON'T LOOK AT ME!) Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Comedic Performance: Emma Stone, Easy A
Best Movie: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
MTV Generation Award: Reese Witherspoon*
*So, Robert Pattison gets to say the word F*CK, but Reese was bleeped. Effing female censorship...so effed up.
Dear Kristen Stewart,
Stop. Just stop. If you don't want to be there, don't go. If you're as good of an actress as your fans claim that you are, you could at least act like you want to be there. You are coming across more unlikeable by the second. It's not good for business. (Oh, who are we kidding?)
However Kristen, you're wearing what looks like Balmain. Precious Balmain and you're making it look like something a Project Runway-reject made in their basement. Just stop, please.
Love, Brittani ~ The Girl You Want
Snippy the Giraffe
Written by: Brittani