Lindsay Lohan on Vanity Fair October 2010 Cover! Sneak Peek! (PICTURES)
THIS one's better...
Seems our girl Lindsay did a little photoshoot and interview with Vanity Fair Magazine just prior to hittin' her three hots (not really) and a cot! Let's take a peek-a-loo at the interview, shall we?
via VF.com:
“If I were the alcoholic everyone says I am, then putting a [SCRAM] bracelet on would have ended me up in detox, in the emergency room, because I would have had to come down from all the things that people say I’m taking and my father says I’m taking—so that says something, because I was fine,” Lindsay Lohan tells Vanity Fair contributing editor Nancy Jo Sales. “I think everyone has their own addictions and hopefully learns how to get past them,” she says, in an interview conducted one week before her jail time began. “I think my biggest focus for myself is learning how to continue to get through the trauma that my father has caused in my life.”
Lohan was visibly upset when she spoke with Sales about Ali’s presence in the courtroom, calling it “heartbreaking” to see her sister cry. However, Lohan feels conflicted about her father’s unexpected appearance at the hearing, telling Sales, "The worst part of it is you turn around and you see your dad crying and normally you’d be, like, happy that your father’s there. But then he has to go and do an interview right after.”
Sales reports that Lohan thinks her career is far from over. “I don’t care what anyone says. I know that I’m a damn good actress. … And I know that in my past I was young and irresponsible—but that’s what growing up is. You learn from your mistakes,” she tells Sales.
Lohan adamantly denies rumors of drug abuse, telling Sales: “I’ve never abused prescription drugs. I never have—never in my life. I have no desire to. That’s not who I am. I’ve admitted to the things that I’ve done—to, you know, dabbling in certain things and trying things ’cause I was young and curious and thought it was like, O.K., ’cause other people were doing it and other people put it in front of me. And I see what happened in my life because of it.”
Lohan blames her troubles, in part, on hanging out with the wrong crowd, Sales reports. “So many people around me would say they cared for the wrong reasons. A lot of people were pulling from me, taking from me and not giving. I had a lot of people that were there for me for, you know, the party.” And when she first moved to L.A., Lohan says, “it was very go-go-go and I had a lot of responsibility; and I think just the second I didn’t have [structure] anymore—I was 18, 19—with a ton of money and no one really here to tell me that I couldn’t do certain things … And I see where that’s gotten me now, and I don’t like it.” She says tabloids were her main source of news, and calls that “really scary and sad… I would look up to those girls… the Britneys and whatever. And I would be like, I want to be like that.”
Sales interviews several paparazzi, and reports that Lohan often cooperates with them for a fee, though Lohan denies this. “If I called her up right now and said I’ll give you $10,000, she’d come right down,” a photographer tells Sales. “Once you’re famous, there’s always a way to make money,” another photographer says. “She might not be doing what she’d like to be doing, but she’ll always be Lindsay Lohan.”
Ooooh. I need to re-subscribe to Vanity Fair. I miss it...and always end up buying it at the Safeway. It's a write-off, yeah? RESEARCH, people!!
Oh yeah...how 'bout this interview? I can't WAIT to read the rest of it when it hits the stands.
Written by: Diva Julia
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Lindsay Lohan and her boobies go to a meeting in Santa Monica
Good Lord. Lindsay has always had decent boobs. I clearly didn't realize that getting breast augmentation while in "rehab" (read: UCLA Psych Ward/Plastic Surgery Unit) was an option. Honey, you didn't need to do this.
Look at our girl, wearing the same flannel shirt that she wore yesterday by the by, trotting in to see her probation officer this morning. Yikes.
Those shoes? I can't. I just can't.
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“Machete” Premiere in Los Angeles – Jessica Alba (PICTURES)
Check out all the celebrity-folks who attended the "Machete" Los Angeles premiere at the Orpheum Theatre in downtown Los Angeles.
There was someone missing from the premiere; one Miss Lindsay Lohan!
Ooooh....look at the awesome lowriders that lined the street on the way to the premiere! SWEET! Yep...you guessed it.
This movie looks kinda badass.
Written by: Diva Julia
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Lindsay Lohan is free to snort and chug! PARTY AT LINDSAY’S!
OhforpitySAKE. Sounds as though Lindsay will be skipping out of her 90-day court-ordered drug rehab at the UCLA Medical Center today or tomorrow. Seems she doesn't "need more than 30 days" of rehab, according to the new judge handling the case. Oh. Okaaaay...23 Days is The New 90-Day Rehab!
via TMZ:
Lindsay was released after 23 days at the Hospital. Lindsay will receive outpatient care for the foreseeable future.
We're told the doctors at UCLA were very clear with Judge Elden Fox ... they felt Lindsay should be released from the facility immediately, and the judge saw it their way.
Judge Marsha Revel had previously ordered Lindsay to spend 90 days at UCLA.
A court hearing is scheduled tomorrow, although we've learned Lindsay will not be there."
Durrrr....of course Lindsay won't be there. And as for her "out-patient rehab"? I'll believe it when I see it. Does rehab usually start at 11:00 in the p.m.? She might be able to swing by on her way to Voyeur.
So, just in case you're entirely familiar with Lindsay's arrest record, I have it for you to study. Enjoy!
June 2010 - Lindsay Lohan's SCRAM device was apparently set off while attending a 2010 MTV Movie Awards after party. Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel found Lindsay to be in violation of the original agreement and issued a warrant for her arrest and upped the bail to $200,000. The bond was quickly posted and the warrant was removed. The troubled starlet denied any wrongdoing and even posted a bunch of Tweets in her own defense. Lindsay is still expected in court on July 6.
May 2010 - Lindsay was issued a temporary passport and when she returned home at the end of May, a judge mandated that she wear a SCRAM device (court issued alcohol monitoring device) on her ankle. Lindsay was forbidden from consuming alcohol and scheduled to appear in court on July 6.
May 2010 - When she failed to appear at a court hearing, a bench warrant was issued for Lindsay's arrest. She was partying it up at the Cannes Film Festival in France, claiming to be stuck there with her passport stolen. As quickly as it was issued, the warrant was withdrawn after her people posted the $100,000 bond.
LINDSAY LOHAN RUMORED CRIMINAL RECORD FOR 2008 and 2009
June 2009 - Rumors swirled that Lindsay allegedly stole $400,000 worth of Dior jewelry. She posed for Elle U.K. on June 6 and it was discovered that jewels from the photo shoot were missing. Two days later, reps from the studio went to the police and reported a pair of diamond earrings and a necklace stolen. Coincidentally, it was the same set that Lindsay wore in the photos. No charges were ever filed in the case.
January 2008 - Rumor had it that Lindsay allegedly stole an $11,000 fur coat from Masha Markova while attending a private party at 1 Oak in NYC. After several back and forth phone calls, the coat was mysteriously returned to the rightful owner without charges being filed.
LINDSAY LOHAN CRIMINAL RECORD FOR 2007
November 2007 - Lindsay is convicted and sentenced to one day in jail, 10 days community service, three years probation, and an 18-month alcohol education program. She goes on to serve exactly 84 minutes behind bars.
August 2007 - Lindsay checks into rehab and heads to Cirque Lodge in Utah.
July 2007 - Just 10 days after leaving rehab, Lindsay is arrested again for DUI and driving on a suspended license. She is found with cocaine in her pockets and tries to convince cops that the pants weren't hers.
July 2007 - Lindsay completes 45 days of residential rehab treatment at Promises. After checking out, she wears an alcohol monitoring bracelet.
May 2007 - Lindsay is arrested for DUI and cops find cocaine in her possession.
So let this be a lesson to all of you non-celebrities. THIS KIND OF LEGAL TREATMENT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU. (In your gotdamn dreams.)
Written by: Diva Julia
Lindsay Lohan’s Latest Mugshot – They Put a Bitch in JAIL
I'll bet Lindsay's mugshot from 2007 was such a big, fat embarrassment for her.
You KNOW Lindsay practiced this "look" in the mirror. Chin down, the slightly party and PLUMPED lips, big "innocent" eyes; smooth hair...and enough fake tanner so as to match her L.A. County Jail jumpsuit. (I know, everyone is using that line.) Still.
Then, inside the courtroom, we get THIS hot mess:
I thought y'all would like a tour 'round the Lynwood Correct-shnull Facili-tah. Let's take a peek-a-loo, shall we?
I hear-tell Linds will get two colds, one hot along with her cot. I sure wish SOMEONE would post the daily menu. I love nothing more than reading a good list of food.
My prediction? Lindsay will be in jail no more than 30 days; then be whisked away to a fancy rehab. Park City, Utah again? I say send her to Casa Palmera. That'll scare the shit outta her. Just ask me...I'll tell ya.
This is for you, Lindsay..."They put a bitch in JAAAAAAILLLL!"
Queens. Of. Mutha-f*ckin'. COMEDY. Better learn to laugh, Lindsay.
Written by: Diva Julia
Lindsay Lohan’s “Machete” poster. A nun licking a gun.
Somehow, I don't think Lindsay will be promoting her cameo (let's face it--it's not a huge role) in Machete, director, Robert Rodriguez's latest "grindhouse" film. This photo is reminiscent of Lindsay's photo shoot with Tyler Shields, wherein she had a gun to her mouth.
In case you blocked this photo from memory, let me give you a refresher course:
Lindsay certainly likes being photographed with guns.
I understand the the producers of "Inferno", the biopic film based on the life of 70's pornstar Linda Lovelace, are waiting for Lindsay to finish her jail sentence and rehab and will not replace Lindsay with another actress. I'm going on the record to say making this film after drug and alcohol rehab and therapy is the worst possible thing she could attempt.
If you dare, here is a page of the "Inferno" script. How on earth will this help Lindsay work through her own demons, by taking on a dead pornstar's demons on film? I think it could kill her. As a mother, I would try my level best to discourage my daughter from performing this kind of material...but my name isn't DINA LOHAN.

via Jezebel. *WARNING - This is NAST.*
This is plain icky. Is it just me?
Written by: Diva Julia
Roman Polanski avoids extradition by Swiss authorities. Wealthy child rapist goes free, in other words.
Happy effing Monday.
Let me add one more Hollywood male to get away with a horrendous crime--director, Roman Polanski who has been on cushy house arrest in his Swiss chalet will not be extradited to the U.S. for his charges of drugging the raping a 13 year old girl during a modeling shoot in the home of Jack Nicholson in 1977.
via ABC.cm
The 76-year-old French-Polish film director Roman Polanski will not be extradited to the USA" the Swiss Justice Ministry said in a statement. "The freedom-restricting measures against him have been revoked.""Mr. Polanski can now move freely. Since 12:30 today, he's a free man," Swiss Justice Minister Eveline Widmer-Schlumpf said.
I'd like for you all to have this image in your head today:
via Salon.com
"... according to the victim's grand jury testimony, Roman Polanski instructed her to get into a jacuzzi naked, refused to take her home when she begged to go, began kissing her even though she said no and asked him to stop; performed cunnilingus on her as she said no and asked him to stop; put his penis in her vagina as she said no and asked him to stop; asked if he could penetrate her anally, to which she replied, "No," then went ahead and did it anyway, until he had an orgasm."
Okay. Go back and re-read that paragraph. Now picture it with a 13 year old girl that you know. Go on. Do it.
Here's what I predict. All of the dirty "artistes" will gather together at next year's Oscars to welcome Polanski back into their open arms, while singing his praises, referring to him as "The Genius" while begging to work with him on his next cinematic masterpiece, completely dismissing the fact that this creep anally raped a 13 year old girl. But hey, "it was the 70's, man. Things were different back then, man. The girl knew what was happening, man. " Actually, they won't even mention that last part, but we know Polanski's champions (I'm talking to YOU, Johnny Depp!) will indeed celebrate and go on the record that this whole thing amounted to a witch-hunt of one the the world's greatest directors. And let's not forget our other pervy director, Woody Allen's statement to a French radio station regarding Polanski:
"It's something that happened many years ago," said Allen, who famously married an adopted Asian teenager that he had helped raise with Mia Farrow. "[Polanski] has suffered ... he has paid his dues ... he's an artist, he's a nice person, he did something wrong and he paid for it."
Excuse me while I go wretch for about an hour.
Oh, and Lindsay Lohan will serve more time for her "crimes" than Polanski did back before he fled the U.S. like the creepy, cowardly asshole that he truly is.
Written by: Diva Julia
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Lindsay Lohan – Sentenced to 90 days in JAIL.
Oh, gurrrrl. Lindsay Lohan has just been sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating her probation and not attending court-ordered alcohol education classes. Here are all the details directly from Beverly Hills:
via: LATimes.com
"A Beverly Hills judge ruled Tuesday that Lindsay Lohan violated the terms of her probation in a drunk driving case when she failed to attend alcohol education classes and sentenced her to 90 days in jail.
Judge Marsha N. Revel stated several instances over the last few years in which the actress lied about taking drugs and drinking.
"It's like someone who cheats but doesn't think it's cheating if they don't get caught," Revel said.
Before sentencing, a tearful Lohan addressed the court, saying "as far as I knew I was in compliance with my programs.”
“I wasn’t trying to get special treatment," the actress said. "I have to provide for myself. I have to work. Having said that, I did everything to balance my jobs and showing up. I’m not taking this as a joke. It’s my life. It’s my career...I take responsibility for my actions. I’ve tried to do the best I can. It’s been such a long haul, I don’t want you to think that I don’t respect you.”
Prosecutors had argued that the star of "Mean Girls," "Freaky Friday" and "Herbie Fully Loaded" failed to comply with the weekly attendance directive for her alcohol education classes. An operator of the class testified that Lohan had nine absences.
Revel was critical of program operator Cheryl Marshall for failing to report Lohan's absences to the court before the actress had her bail revoked when the alarm on her alcohol monitoring device was triggered on June 6. That was the same night that Lohan attended the MTV Music Awards.
Under questions from the prosecutor, Marshall told the court that Lohan did not sign in on some days the program claimed she had attended and that her signature was on a sign-in sheet on a day she did not attend. Marshall revealed Lohan never attended group meetings but opted for one-on-one sessions because of privacy concerns.
Defense attorney Shawn Chapman Holley argued that Lohan was "absolutely on track to finish the program" and had complied with most of the court's orders.
In considering her punishment, Revel said she considered whether Lohan violated her probation only for the actress' failure to attend some scheduled alcohol education classes, not because the alcohol-detection bracelet that Lohan was ordered to wear had been triggered following the MTV Movie Awards.
On June 8, Revel issued an arrest warrant for Lohan after the alarm on her monitoring device was triggered. The alarm typically sounds when the bracelet is tampered with or if the person wearing it consumes alcohol. The SCRAM device, or Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitor, checks for traces of alcohol in the air above the user's skin.
Revel ordered Lohan to be fitted with the device May 24 after Lohan failed to show up the previous week for a mandatory progress review on whether she was abiding by the terms of her probation.
--Richard Winton and Andrew Blankstein
And so. Here comes my rant...
I'd like to be optimistic that Lindsay will come to terms with her issues in jail and in rehab, but I don't know.
I'm having a strange reaction to Lindsay's sentencing, that I didn't expect. I was totally in favor of our girl spending some time behind bars. But now, Lindsay's jail sentence is now making me wonder what kind of treatment that a-hole Charlie Sheen is going to get for pulling a knife on his wife right in front of his kids on Christmas Day in Aspen. I find it odd the people Hollywood chooses to make an example of...I'm not saying for one minute that Lindsay doesn't deserve to be punished. I do, however, feel that it's a man's world. STILL. Especially in Hollywood. Will anything come of Mel Gibson's horrific, recorded rant (and possible physical abuse) toward his ex-girlfriend and mother of his baby? If the courts in L.A. are going to "go by the letter of the law", l et's see that it's applicable to EVERYONE.
Yeah. We'll SEE, won't we?
In the meantime, I really wish Lindsay the best. Seriously. Her parents SUCK.
Written by: Diva Julia
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You know, no one could make up the kind of crap Lindsay always seems to find herself in--like getting punched by a waitress last night, while she was hanging out with that other idiot Doug Reinhardt (I seriously don't even know or CARE about this dude. I just know he was always photographed kissing/fighting with Paris Hilton while they begged for attention from the paps.).
AnyHOOKER. Lindsay Tweeted to the world about the altercation:
I just love how nothing is EVER Lindsay's fault. NOTHING. She's always being "set up". Everyone is always trying to make her look bad -- it's never LINDSAY'S bad behavior. I realize I went OFF last week about how we all know people like Lindsay. Remember the Word of the Day--ENTITLEMENTARIANISM?
Y'all heard about the big, set-up to make Lindsay look bad photoshoot that was shown on BRAVO's series Double Exposure, right? You know, where Lindsay showed up 11 hours late, looking haggard/wasted and making squinchy faces at the dirty stripper pole? (Like she hasn't had worse things inside her body...c'mon Lindsay.) Naturally, Lindsay claims BRAVO executives intentionally gave her the wrong time so she would be late. The crazy thing is for anyone to even think Lindsay could be ANYWHERE at 10:00 a.m. without an attorney dragging her flat ass to court the location. So maybe, in Lindsay's mind, it WAS a set up! How DARE they think she could get on the pole at the hour!
Oh, and I love this quote by the photographer on Double Exposure:
"I literally need to think of myself as a wildlife photographer.. There's almost a danger element to her presence," said a photographer. "You never know what's gonna happen in the next two and a half seconds. Is she gonna bite you?
That was quite possibly the biggest compliment EVER given to Lindsay. She's getting it tattooed on her scabby, clear skin as we speak.
Written by: Diva Julia
Lindsay Tweets (begs) for Chanel stickers
You know, she's right. Lindsay really does need Chanel stickers to cool-up her drunky ankle accessory. The poor dear.
I did a little research for you, Linds. Who knew Amazom.com sells CHANEL stickers for $4.99?
Let's put on a telethon, you guys. Clearly, in order for Lindsay to get her shit together, she needs Chanel. (Get in LINE, sister---who doesn't?)
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