Madonna in the South of France, scouting locations for “W.E.” – and smoking?
Photo via: Dlisted
Really, Madonna? Jaaayzus. I just wrote a post about Stupid Jessica Alba smoking in France--is there a new requirement that once you hit the tarmac, you're supposed to light up? I'm surprised...shocked, even.
So, here's Madge, on a boat of some sort (I refuse to say "yacht" for personal reasons--don't ask) with what appears to be a ciggie in one hand and a cheap-ass Bic lighter in another. Say it with me: "It's not MINE! I was holding it for a friend!"
Just in case you aren't aware of Madonna's movie-sorry, film, here's a quick synopsis of "W.E."
via DailyMail.com
"The movie centres on the late British monarch King Edward VIII and his decision to abdicate the throne for his American divorcee lover Wallis Simpson.
Madonna arrived at Nice airport to film key scenes earlier this week and went straight to Villefranche where she took a trip out in the bay on the boat.
The yacht may be stand in for the Nahlin, the Royal yacht which Edward used to take Mrs Simpson on a cruise around eastern Europe after he ascended the throne in 1936."
I wonder if Madonna smokes with Lola around, or just with Taylor Momsen?
Written by: Diva Julia
More Madonna for Dolce & Gabbana Fall/Winter 2010 – Beautiful
All photos for Dolce & Gabbana by Steven Klein
I must say, these photos are incredible. I love the "story" of a big Italian family, with a sultry woman "of a certain age", who clearly still has It.
Madonna looks gorgeous (sure, Photoshopped, but who ISN'T?). I love the earthiness of these photos.
Is it just me?
Written by: Diva Julia
Lady Madonna…We should ALL look this good at 52.
L'invecchiamento, Photoshopped e bellissima Madonna.
These shots are taken from the Dolce & Gabbana photo shoot Madge did back in April -not the sunnies one (though looking at those pictures, it isn't hard to tell where Gaga gets her style inspiration) -but for the chi-chi Italian label's 2010 Fall/Winter collection. This may or may not have been around the time she had a little something done to her face. Really? I don't care. It's not like she looks radically different (c'mon, she does not) nor is she trying to force some homogenized, Montagesque, Countess-Blandula-look onto her features. The Italiante features are still intact: the dark, large Latin eyes, the angular brow and chin, the full mouth. Here is a fine, fit 52-year-old fab-o woman keeping her sh*t together, and, if I may say so, doing it very, very well.
Also? Nice rack.
People are sniping over the Photoshopping. But I don't see anyone -apart from Diva Julia, actually -calling out Gaga for that Rolling Stone cover. This might come as a shock, but, it must be stated: the entire music/movie/fashion/celeb world relies on Photoshop. Men, women, kids, even pets. Who created this? Us? Them? We're back to the chicken/egg argument. Maybe being less harsh on older women is a start in broadening our perspectives and expectations; if we demand "au natural" from Madonna, we ought to demand it from all of D&G's campaigns, and, more broadly, from every single fashion designer, retailer, band, entertainer, performer ... everyone. And no one -repeat, no one -will be ugly, but simply unique and individual. No? Fantasy, you say? It only takes one person to change their perception. I adore the non-Photoshopped photos myself; she's just beautiful, though I'd love to hand her a facecloth to see the skin and not the makeup. That, alas, feels like a tall order.
When it comes to actual plastic surgery, we expect our performers to look a specific way, and certainly Madonna is well-aware of the scales being tipped toward youth in the Western beauty stakes -especially when it comes to women. Some ladies choose the odd nip and tuck to complement their aging features -they're not "holding on to their youth(s)", forpitysake, they're doing maintenance. Just as there's nothing wrong with getting old, there's nothing wrong with a few fixings here and there, either. Minor keys, not major lifts (to borrow from Leonard Cohen) are what makes for aging gracefully. Madonna is a perfect example of this.
Kudos, bella. I hope you get many boys to carry your groceries. When you're done, send them my way. I have that very same damn dress for a start --and the rack. I'm working on the wrinkle correction. Honest.
Photos (via Celebitchy)
Written by: Catherine
Madonna + Lady Gaga = Magaga? (Video)
A YouTube video is floating around that is pretty interesting. We have all noticed the similarities of Gaga's Alejandro video and well, most of Madonna's videos all rolled into one. I have to admit that I'm more irritated with Christina Aguilera copying paying homage to Madge than I am with Gaga. Perhaps it's because Christina has the VOICE and really doesn't need to rely on being so sexual and controversial--AND she didn't start out in a "performance artist" manner. It just doesn't seem natural for Christina--her Not Myself Tonight video simply felt calculated, and not in a good way.
ANYBlondeDiva, watch this video...
video via NYPost.com/YouTube
Let's not forget a certain video from 1989 -- Rhythm Nation. I think Miss Jackson should be included in some of this conversation.
And you know what else? I don't really think Alejandro was all that awesome of a video (aside from the sacred heart image, which I loved). I wish Gaga and director Steven Klein had worked on Teeth instead. On the screen inside my own brain, I am visualizing a very sinister Deep South storyline...a big, dusty tent church revival. A crazy choir. Money being thrown into the collection baskets. Faith healing. I don't know, I really think that song has a lot more to offer visually. AND I want Trent Reznor to produce a remix. Like NOW.
Bottom line, I'm disappointed in the Alejandro video; Bad Romance and Telephone were a lot to live up to--I think Lady Gaga really needs to show us her Teeth.
Oh, and of course. I'm seeing Lady Gaga in August. Are you?
Written by: Diva Julia
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Madonna – Interview Magazine PHOTOS & VIDEO
These photographs by the legendary photographers Marcus Piggott and Mert Alas appear in the May issue of Interview Magazine, (along with an interview by director Gus Van Sant), and they are Madonna at her best.
Now. Having said that, all women of a "certain age" should follow Madge's lead and always have your eyes closed in any photo--and make sure said photo is printed in black and white. Oh, and Photoshopped within an inch of your life. I should know. I always make sure I follow those oh, so important rules. OH! And if at all possible, try to have an artistic blur effect added to the photo, as such:
NO. I'm not comparing myself to Madonna, so don't EVEN. I'm just giving some helpful tips for a lovely and dramatic photo, that YOU, TOO can produce in the convenience of your own home!
Madonna? I know of what I speak, and I've spilled all of your secrets to a good photo.
Written by: Diva Julia
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Christina Aguilera – Not Myself Tonight Video (pictures)
I have always hoped Christina would just age gracefully into a Peggy Lee-type chanteuse. (Google her, newborns.) But alas, she's feeling the need to ignore her own fabulousness by regurgitating Madonna and Lady Gaga's personas. (I know, it could be said that everyone is mimicking Madge, which is probably true.
Nevertheirregardless, I know some of y'all are itchin' (in a good way?) to see anything regarding Xtina's latest single, Not Myself Tonight, which premieres on MTV (wait, they still show videos?) Friday at 12:01 a.m.
via MTV.com
Just for fun, let's take the stroll down Memory Lane, shall we?
Christina, I wish you would focus on your amazing vocal ability a little more. Girl you can saaaang, and we all know it. You're not a performance artist who needs to make up for not having a pitch perfect voice.
'Member this, y'all? Girl. Just sing.
Written by: Diva Julia
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GLEE’s Sue Sylvester and Madonna “Vogue” – Side by Side
Yep, I'm still harping about the awesomeness of Jane Lynch channeling Madonna last week on Glee. Now we have a side-by-side comparison of the dueling blondes...
"Will Schuster, I hate you." Jane Lynch, I love you.
Written by: Diva Julia
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Happy Birthday, Jean Paul Gaultier!
So, I used to work at Nordstrom back in the 1990's. I sold men's suits...or, to "queer it up", as Patrick says, "j'know, I was Wardrobe Consultant in High-End Men's Clothing...slurrrrp". ANYgay. Right next the suit department was Men's Fragrance counter, where one could find some lovely over-priced crap for dudes.
One of the Men's Fragrance sales-chick's corrected my pronunciation of Jean Paul Gaultier's name, using a very snooty tone when addressing me. "Um, Julia? It's actually pronounced GENE PAUL GALLTEER, just so you know next time." Yeah.
The best part? Her last name was Joliebois. She pronounced it JOLLY BOYS.
This story is 100% true, and I hope Ms. Joliebois doesn't read my tremendous ridiculous blog.
For those of you who are way too young to remember, Gaultier designed (amongst other fantastic pieces) the infamous cone bra that Madonna rocked on her "Blonde Ambition Tour" -- AND that Jane Lynch paid homage (pronounced HO-MAAYJ?) to last week on "Glee"!
Oh, and happy birthday Gene!
Written by: Diva Julia
GLEE – The Power of Madonna ENTIRE EPISODE
If any of y'all missed Glee last night, simmer down. I've got The Power of Madonna right here for ya!
Again. I'll beat the dead horse that is what I call, "Too Much Lea Michele". I'm totally hearing the same thing from lots of you...so it ISN'T just me!
Written by: Diva Julia
What the GOTdamnhell is Madonna wearing?
James Devaney/Getty Images
Holy Lord. Here's Mother Madonna (with the Baby Jesus) in a tiny dress and thigh high boots in NYC last night. Someone explain this to me.
Boys? I know you'll try to set me straight (ahem), but I just don't love this get-up. I can't. I won't.
Written by: Diva Julia








































