Merry Christmas from All of Us at Dipped In Cream!!
DivaJulia (Mim!) and Felix!!
On behalf of all the silly,verbose and perfectly inappropriate Dipped In Cream Staff we are wishing all of our readers from around the world a wonderful Christmas!!
And thank you, Lisa for this masterpiece!
We are all hoping, too, that you love Mystery Science Theater 3000 as much as we do...
And another vision of cuteness....
Those. Toes.
We hope everyone is safe, warm and surrounded by love.
I do believe Felix is the silliest Toddler in Town...
Written by: Diva Julia
DivaJulia’s Christmas Countdown Interruption – Chris Cornell, “Ave Maria”…
Peace Be With You...
And now is the time we swoon. Let us pray.
Those blue eyes are like an early Christmas present, huh?
Amen.
p.s. Praise you, my Honey Bee for showing me this thing of beauty.
Written by: Diva Julia
Shaun’s Christmas Countdown.. Flashy Lights!
It's just around the corner kids, not even another weekend to shop. It is upon us, so in the words of Professor Hinkle from 'Frosty the Snowman,' "Busy, busy, busy!"
Growing up one of my favorites was a cassette of Mannheim Steamroller. We used to listen to their synth infused holiday classics every year while decorating the tree. They have been over shadowed by that Trans Siberian Orchestra in the last decade or so, but I prefer my synthie Steamroller.
I know that they perform live shows, but upon looking for a video I was struck by this phenomenon of syncing music and lights. What makes people want to decorate their house with thousands of lights and have them synced up to a 3-5 minute long song? It's rather like a Christmas light seizure. I have to wonder, first of all, the light bill, my God, and second, where the hell these type of people live and if they are friendly with any of their neighbors. This is just absurd how much flashing-to-the-beat there is. Could you imaging having to watch that on a loop, if you lived in this neighborhood??
Oh well.... Still a fantastic version of 'Deck the Halls' by Mannheim Steamroller, and just thank the lord you don't live across the street!!
Written by: Shaun
The Kardashian holiday photos will make you hate Christmas…
Merry Kristmas from the Kardashian Klan.
Kim gets her own dramatic black and white...
The Kardashian Klan is at it again. When they're not collectively whoring themselves out, they get together for Kreepy Kristmas pictures. Okay, I'll stop now. Comparing this to their old holiday photos, they now seem to be taking style cues from the Addams Family. Where is the holiday cheer? The love, the warmth? Are they in the mob? Are they hiding bodies in the basement?
Oh, the good ol' days...wait--is that KIM? Whose NOSE is she wearing? Oh.
Where are the rest of the Jenners??
These pictures used to include Bruce's family, who are absent for this one. Lamar is included, but isn't it weird how Kourtney, baby Mason and Scott Disick are off the side in the 2010 kard? (Oh, sorry...)
And look at Scott and little Mason being all Patrick Bateman and very well dressed My Buddy doll. (Remember THIS??)
The fact that I even know all of their names bothers me.
Merry Christmas!
Written by: Brittani
Will Farrell and John C. Reilly channel David Bowie and Bing Crosby
Will (David) and John (Bing) - Funny or Die
Photo: Funny or Die
Y'all know I love David Bowie. (Okay, worship. Semantics.) That old beloved a-hole who beat his sons dude, Bing Crosby, not so much. Nevertheless, we have another gem from the folks at Funny or Die with Will and John...
I think I post the original every Christmas..why should this year be any different, eh?
Blue is definitely David's color:
I had better stop now, lest I post every single video David Bowie appears in--but Heroes is a classic not to be missed. (Did I just affect an English accent?) Bloody 'ell.
Written by: Diva Julia
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