Dipped In Cream
31Aug/101

Mad Men Cast on the Cover of the Rolling Stone (PICTURES)

Wow...Peggy looks gorgeous; Joan's boobs just barely fit in the back seat.

Perfect timing.  Just days after winning the Emmy for Best Drama, the chicks from Mad Men and Jon Hamm show up on the cover of the Rolling Stone.  I love that they allowed Peggy (Elisabeth Moss) to look sexy for a change.  The other three always (mostly) do, so it's only fair.  And yes, I am indeed wrinkling my nose at January Jones because she officially bugs me.

Jon Hamm - aka "Don Draper"

via Robert Trachtenberg for RollingStone.com:

In the opening scene of the new season of "Mad Men," an interviewer asks Draper, "Who is Don Draper?" Rather than confess the truth — that he's a flimflam man who fabricated his whole identity from a dead Korean War officer and built his entire life on a lie en route to a Madison Avenue advertising career — Draper merely takes a drag on his cigarette. "I'm from the Midwest," he says. "We were taught it's not polite to talk about yourself."

In a sense, "Mad Men" is (show creater Matthew) Weiner's attempt to figure out this question for himself. He has created an elaborate pageant of American fantasies — guys and dolls who look like they have it all, even when their private worlds are complete frauds. The advertising wizards of "Mad Men" swagger through the office, knock back cocktails, knock back lovers. They live out JFK-era America's tawdriest dreams, almost as if it's a professional code — to sell these dreams to America, they have to experience them from the inside, with all their inherent betrayal and manipulation.

After three seasons on AMC, a basic-cable network previously known for endless reruns of second-rate movies, "Mad Men" established a hold on America's fantasy life like no show since "The Sopranos."


"The big question the show is trying to answer through Don has to do with identity," Weiner says. "Who am I? — It's only the biggest theme in all of Western literature."

Christina Hendricks, aka "Joan Hollaway"--The Glue

January Jones, aka Betty Draper

To make it happen, Weiner assembled a cast he could relate to — veteran actors who had spent their careers toiling in relative obscurity. Jon Hamm, who plays Draper, had a few scenes in "We Were Soldiers." January Jones, who plays his brittle and ethereal ex-wife, Betty, showed up in the third "American Pie" movie as Stifler's love interest. Christina Hendricks, who rules the offices of Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce as Joan, appeared in a video for the '90s rock band Everclear. Nobody wanted them. Today, everybody knows their names, everybody covets their careers, everybody wants to get next to them."

Looks like there's another magazine I need to add to my grocery list...

Written by: Diva Julia

18Aug/104

“True Blood” Rolling Stone cover MINUS Sookie, because it’s what you requested!

Happy now, Boys? via: CampBlood.com

Oh, thank goodness for our friends at CampBlood.com, right?  Looky what they did for mah gurrrrls.

Sookeh-whoooo??

Written by: Diva Julia

17Aug/102

“True Blood” cast on the cover of the Rolling Stone – Hot, Sexy, Undead

Photo: by Matthew Rolston

Wow, you guys.  Blood splatter!

Check this sh*t out.  I can just hear the soccer moms screaming bloody murrrrrder over this cover in the grocery check-out line, can't you?   It's FAKE, people!!  I know these same soccer moms would be lapping it UP if it were the "chaste" Twilight dorks on the cover.

Anyway, there's a cool excerpt on rollingstone.com of the interview of True Blood creater Alan Ball:

"The idea of celibate vampires is ridiculous, True Blood creator Alan Ball says. "To me, vampires are sex," he says. "I don't get a vampire story about abstinence. I'm 53. I don't care about high school students. I find them irritating and uninformed." On his show, every available orifice is used for intercourse: gay, straight, between humans and supernatural beings, and supernatural being on supernatural being, whether he be werewolf, dog or an enormous Minotaur-looking being called a maenad.

None of the sex is quite as good as vampire sex, though, which can happen at the astonishing rhythm of 120 bpm while simultaneously devouring one's neck and making your eyes roll back into your head. Says Stephen Moyer — who plays Bill Compton, the undead Southern Civil War Veteran — "If we go from a base level, vampires create a hole in the neck where there wasn't one before. It's a de-virginization — breaking the hymen, creating blood and then drinking the virginal blood. And there's something sharp, the fang, which is probing and penetrating and moving into it. So that's pretty sexy. I think that makes vampires attractive." He laughs a little. "Plus, Robert Pattinson is just hot, right?" "

I'm just thankful we have our Lovely Brittani ~ The Girl You Want, who keeps us all updated here on Dipped In Cream on the sex, blood, and more sex of True Blood every single week!

Written by: Diva Julia

21Jul/107

Leonardo DiCaprio is on the cover of the Rolling Stone

Leo on the cover of the current Rolling Stone

Leo has never done much for me.  Just tellin' ya like it is...sure, I liked (LIKED!)  Titanic but I didn't flip my wig over like so many people (chicks) did.  I still think Rose could've helped Jack up onto her piece of wood while the ship sank and saved his life...but no.  Jack was left to flail and flounder and freeze and die.  Awesome.

Anyway.  I let my Rolling Stone subscription lapse, so I probably won't go out and buy this issue.  (I had a subscription to RS since I was 17 years old, man.)  I've read a few bits and pieces from Leo's interview, and it's sort of interesting, particularly his take on being a teen actor before the media mania that exists today.

via RollingStone.com:

On growing up:

"I was essentially a dwarf with the biggest mouth in the world. I would talk back to anyone and be up for any fight, and when you tell a kid that's three years older than you to shove it, you're going to get your ass beat…I was a real punk, there's no question about it."

On partying in the pre-TMZ age:

"I got to be wild and nuts, and I didn't suffer as much as people do now, where they have to play it so safe that they ruin their credibility. I didn't care what anyone thought.... It was also about avoiding the tornado of chaos, of potential downfall. It was, 'Wow, how lucky are we to not have hung out with that crowd or done those things?'  My two main competitors in the beginning, the blond-haired kids I went to audition with, one hung himself and the other died of a heroin overdose... . I was never into drugs at all.  There aren’t stories of me in a pool of my own vomit in a hotel room on the Hollywood Strip."

Leo - Photos by: Mark Seliger for Rolling Stone

I'm assuming Leo is referring to Jonathan Brandis and River Phoenix as the "two blond-haired kids".  Leo has indeed managed to stay alive  and be very successful in Hollywood, and that is certainly saying a lot.

Leo looks like a cat of some sort in these photos. Just a ridiculous observation.

Oh, and I do plan on seeing Inception.  Have you seen it yet?

Written by: Diva Julia