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4Aug/102

Today’s Blind Item – Rehab and Hooking Up Edition

"There are lots of film and TV actors coming and going from rehab, celebrity rehab, and sober houses right now. Although this one has received his 30-day chip, he is going to be staying longer than his program suggests. The motivating factor is his relationship with a former Significant Other, who has expressed a desire to reconcile with him.

However, the SO has also told him that in order to have a good life together, he must be completely dedicated to remaining sober."

via [Blind Gossip]

Oh, Xenu? PLEEEASE let this be "Kate Cruise" and Chris Klein...just this once?

Written by: Diva Julia

3Jul/104

Happy 48th Birthday, Tom Cruise…you tiny freak.

Cray Cray the Tinyman

Oh Dear Xenu, I'm scared.

GAAAAH!

Poor Oprah...

Who still does the "thumbs up"? Clearly, just this idiot.

Tom, making fun of himself. He needs to leave that to the PROFESSIONALS. Like me.

What better way to wish Tommy Girl a happy 48th birthday, than to give y'all a stroll down Crazy Lane? Honestly though? I think I would be absolutely terrified to come face-to-freak with this psychopathic zealot. (That's your Phrase of the Day!)

Why is it cold in here all of a sudden? Hold me. I'm frightened.

Written by: Diva Julia

7Jun/10Off

Today’s Blind Item – Please Let it Be True Edition

"Chip and Grin – an actress and actor couple – have been arguing a lot in the past week or so. She is only obligated to make public appearances with him approximately once per month for a "date night" plus once per month for a "family photo", and is annoyed that he is asking more of her. Since she has agreed to attend a movie premiere with him this month, she is totally balking at attending an awards show together in the very near future (she is also determined not to be present at events where he is going to play the fool).

By the way, if she looks healthier and happier lately, it's because she is. She is not afraid of him anymore, she can see the light at the end of the tunnel, and she is determined to come out of this divorce on top."

via [Blind Gossip]

This item came to light a couple of days ago--so I'm assuming the awards show was the MTV Movie Awards.

Hey, what did you guys think of JLo and Tom Cruise's performance last night. *WINK WINK*

Written by: Diva Julia

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6Jun/10Off

Does Suri Cruise really need an iPad?

"I will tear your soul apart".

Suri Cruise is a peculiar child. She is, of course, the spawn of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. You may remember Julia talking about her affinity for heels. I hear Christian Louboutin made children shoes just for HER. During his recent appearance on Oprah, when asked about Suri's personal style, Tom said she picks out her own clothes and wears whatever she wants.

"Suri, don't you want to put on your Garanimals to go outside?"

"No, I want to wear my blue Stella McCartney. And where's my Prada bag?!"

It's not just the heels, and the mini designer purses and the red lipstick (seriously?), Suri has a new accessory now, an iPad. Treating your weirdo child too much like an adult, there's an app for that. How does she even know what an iPad is? I guess a LeapFrog was too big to fit into her Birkin.

A lot kids have their quirks. While most four year olds are watching Spongebob Squarepants and throwing spaghetti on the walls, Suri seems to be trying to make her way on the the style pages in Vanity Fair magazine. I can imagine Suri trying to set up lunches with the Obama girls, because you know, Shiloh and Zahara won't return her calls. It will be interesting to see Little Miss Cruise 20 years from now. She'll probably be living in Brooklyn, interning at Vogue and having fights with Kingston Rossdale outside of nightclubs. For now, she's the oddest toddler on the planet.

Xenu wouldn't have it any other way.

Photo: The Insider

Written by: Diva Julia

30May/10Off

Robert Pattinson and Tom Cruise 2010 MTV Movie Awards Clip

Robert Pattinson...nice hair.

Tom Cruise as Les Grossman

If only these two dudes were this awesomely funny in real life. I do love the movie clips during the MTV Movie Awards.

Now WHAT kind of shampoo are you gonna use?

Written by: Diva Julia

28May/10Off

Tom Cruise is a NUT, and probably headed for another meltdown…

GAAAAAH!!!!

But, ya didn't hear that from ME, because (say it with me) I'm just tellin' ya what I heard! The National Enquirer (aka The Bible) is saying that Tommy Girl has been flipping his ever-lovin' WIG over his new film Knight and Day co-starring Cameron Diaz.

Cam and Tommy Girl

via nationalenquirer.com

"Tom Cruise -- desperate for a blockbuster hit -- snapped while filming his latest movie, sources say.

The fading superstar's bizarre behavior on the "Knight and Day" set rocked his marriage to Katie Holmes, and crew members feared he was cracking up, according to insiders.

"No one has ever seen Tom so close to the edge," an insider told The ENQUIRER.

The 47-year-old actor startled crew members with his weird tics, and insisted on changing the movie's score just weeks before its June 25 release, said the insider.

"Tom developed this bizarre habit of referring to himself in the third person," the source said. "He'd say things like, 'Tom Cruise is an action star -- he'd never have salsa music in a film!'"

And with her husband manic on the set, Katie crumbled, said the source.

"At one point, she cried, 'Tom's so stressed out that I don't know him anymore. I just don't know how much more I can take,'" said the insider. "

Ho. Lee. Shit.

Let's take a stroll down Scientology Memory Lane, shall we?

And can any of us think of the word "glib" without picturing this nutty interview with Matt Lauer? Remember this nugget?

He's a gotdamn nutbar, and I don't care what anyone says. There is no WAY Katie knew what she was getting into with this freak. No way.

This will not end well. I don't know when, but something bad is gonna happen. Mark my MFing words. This dude is scary.

Written by: Diva Julia

18May/10Off

John Travolta and Kelly Preston are pregnant. Well, KELLY is expecting a baby.

The Travoltas are expecting!

The rumors spinning around today appear to be true, John and Kelly are expecting another child:

via People.com

"It’s impossible to keep a secret ... especially one as wonderful as this. We want to be the first to share this great news with everyone that we are expecting a new addition to our family.

Love, John, Kelly and Ella"

Sadly, there was a terrible accident involving the Travolta-family dogs in Maine last week.

via CNN.com

"While there, two small dogs on leashes were taken for a walk by someone who is not a family member," airport spokeswoman Rebecca Hupp said. "An airport service pickup truck was approaching the airplane to service the aircraft and did not see the dogs. Unfortunately the dogs were struck and killed."

Several members of Travolta's family were on the plane, Hupp said. Travolta is well-known for piloting his own plane. I feel badly for their daughter, Ella, losing the family doggies. I'm sure they brought her comfort when she lost her brother. So terrible.

The family does have the blessing of another baby. Best wishes to them. Really.

Written by: Diva Julia

6May/10Off

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise – Cringey “Lola” Performance (VIDEO)

I cannot even bear to watch more than 30 seconds of this crap. My shoulders are up around my ears and my face is in the squinchiest lemon-face that beats even Renee Zellweger's at her sourest.

I especially dislike the way Katie pronounces "Lola", as "LAAALAAAH". Ugh. Oh, and how about how completely FAKE Tommy Girl with his "sexual interest" in his own wife.

I'm seriously dry-heaving.

Oh, and a sidebar? I watched The Human Centipede online today. That gross-out film didn't affect me as horribly as THIS disgusting piece of crap.

I'm NOT kidding. I really did watch that movie today. All by myself. Top that, bitches.

Written by: Diva Julia

13Apr/10Off

Suri has a bottle again!!

What are YOU lookin' at??

I think the Playtex Nurser folks need to start paying me AND Suri for advertising.

Looking as normal as any other 4 year old? (After someone bribed her with a toy...)

If I hadn't see Suri with the Playtex Nurser bottle a-bloody-GAIN, I was actually going to say she looks like quite the nicely-groomed (SOCK-WEARING!) little girl, who's got a birthday coming up in 5 days. But, alas...I did find the ba-ba photo, didn't I?

It really makes you wonder what else she demands--and receives. I actually had a DREAM about Suri the night I wrote about her, perhaps being too old to still be on the bottle. She was a terror; screaming at me, chasing me, and demanding that I carry her everywhere. And she was always wet and sticky with dirty clothes and messy hair.

I really don't want any of y'all to shove some Freudian crap at me, telling me that it's actually ME chasing MYSELF, mmkay? Because it's not, it's not, IT'S NOT!!!

Oh. Hmmmph.

Written by: Diva Julia

7Apr/10Off

What the GOTdamnhell has happened to Katie Holmes? Oh. Wait. Nevermind.

Oh dear, Katie.

OhforpitySAKE. Someone...I don't care who, NEEDS to call Katie's parents. Wait. Has anyone even seen her parents lately?? Anderson Cooper! HELP KATIE HOLMES!!

But first? Let's get her into a better fitting bra. First things first.

Written by: Diva Julia

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