David Beckham is a Fantastic Man, apparently.
FANTASTIC. MAN.
Photos: Fantastic Man
Am I the only one who thinks this magazine name is hilarious? But on the other hand, I do use the word "fantastic" a LOT (to the point of irritation of the precious few friends I have left), but still. It's a little silly.
Beckham posted a sneak peek of the images on his official Facebook page, (of which I'm a FAN! DUUHHH!) and has over 8.7million followers. David wrote:
'Check out the Spring / Summer cover of Fantastic Man Magazine, which hits the shops next week.. Will post a few pictures from inside as well, hope you like...
Uh, yeah, Dyyveed. I do indeed like.
Now THAT'S a sleeve.
David and his wife Victoria revealed earlier this month they were expecting a baby ghehh-ohh (girl for you Yanks) a sister for their three sons. Victoria is due in July.
Just an East End Boy...
David claims he's "just an East End Boy" and that he misses his "pie and mash".
Of course the most important item on their docket is WHAT ON EARTH will Victoria wear to the Royal Wedding on April 29th? She'll be six months along, after all. I'll bet you anything she just needs to move up to a size 4 from 00, have it TAKEN IN a bit and she'll be good to go, with a fantastic day-time hat from Philip Treacy.
Did I mention I'm a Royal Whore Dork?
Written by: Diva Julia
David and Victoria Beckham are FINALLY Getting a PINK One! (A GIRL, That Is!) *VIDEO UPDATE*
"Dyveeed and Veeektorya" for the fragrance "Intimately Yours". HOT.
Now, I'm not saying that the Beckhams might have done a little petri dish hokus pokus to finally get a pink one. I'm NOT. All I know is that on the other side of my boys' family, the MEN IN THE FAMILY HAVE BABY BOYS. Not a single girl out of 8000 grandkids in that family. (Give or take.) I'm just...sayin', and (say it with meh!) I'm just tellin' ya what I heard!
Poor Victoria looks like she's gonna barf on Romeo's head. MORNING SICKNESS, y'all! Bleh.
I am personally looking forward to hearing David say the word "girl". Let's see if I can spell it phonetically..."ghehh-ohh". Annette? Is that about right? (Believe me, my darling Annette does NOT have an English accent like the Beckhams, I just think she can analyze my ridiculousness from across the Pond.)
And guess what? I can't WAIT to see this baby. She'll be well-behaved in public (and that's what really matters, after all) unlike a certain tantrum-throwing binky-sucking Stinkfoot who sets my hair aflame with her antics.
WHAT will the Beckhams name this "ghehh-ohh"? I really do love all of the names of their boys...Brooklyn Joseph Beckham, Romeo James Beckham, Cruz David Beckham. Romeo is my favorite, but goodnesss that's a lot to live up to in a name, isn't it?
Lest we forget, David and Victoria have indeed been invited to the Royal Wedding of William and Kate. I am as excited to see what Posh wears almost as much as seeing Kate's wedding dress. Almost.
**UPDATE**
GAAAAH! "Freee boys" and a "ghehh-ohh"!! WATCH THE VIDEO!
Written by: Diva Julia
American Idol Top 24 Revealed – SPOILER ALERT
AGAIN. Spoiler alert!!
Who wants to know who the alleged Top 24 Contestants for Season 9 of Idol are, huh?? Don't look if you don't wanna know!!
via AmericanIdol.com
Top 12 Boys:
- Aaron Kelly
- Alexander “Alex” Lambert (ANOTHER LAMBERT??)
- Andrew Garcia
- Benjamin “Ben” Honeycutt (he may have been cut during group?)
- Casey James
- Christopher “Chris” Golightly
- Jose Munoz
- Jermaine Sellers
- John Park
- Lee DeWyze
- Michael Lynche (But he was eliminated after his dad blabbed!)
- Tyler Grady
Top 12 Girls:
- Ashley (Makailah) Rodriguez
- Haeley Vaughn
- Janell Wheeler
- Katelyn Epperly
- Katie Stevens
- Lacey Brown
- Lillian “Lilly” Scott
- Michelle Delamor
- Siobhan Magnus
- Vered Didi Benami
- Crystal Bowersox
- Paige Miles
I'm sorry if y'all didn't wanna see this list--but I warned ya! I'm still watching tonight; you know I LOVE Victoria Beckham, who is guest judging again. (Along with Snippy the Giraffe?)
Oh, Posh.
Are we happy with these finalists?? Hmmm...we shall see.
Written by: Diva Julia
Victoria Beckham, you do NOT wear the same size as Jennifer Lopez.
Two crazies. I love the one in black, though.
Oh. Stop...I'm dying. My belly hurts I'm laughing so hard. Victoria! Listen to me! You and FatAss (I say that sweet as you please) are. Not. The Same. SIZE. No. Just NO. But here's what my lovey Post had to say about that:
via 10Magazine.com
"The designer also let the magazine into a secret ... that she and Jennifer Lopez have exactly the same dress size: “My dresses are for women of all different shapes and sizes. Actually, the one I tried on yesterday was the one Jennifer wore. And who’d have thought I’d be the same size as Jennifer Lopez!”
Mrs. Skeletor has a 42" circumference 'round them hips and booty...at LEAST, and the day Victoria has anything close to HALF of that will be the bloody day. She's so funny. Notice she didn't say FatAss could fit into her dress. BIG difference.
Wow. Body language, sistergirl. What a cranky girl! Then there's Dyyvid. Uhhhn.
Here's the cover of 10 Magazine. I wanna find this mag. I know Posh is used to being hungry, but wow does she look snippy...oh, that reminds me! It's TIME again!!
Snippy and Posh are BOTH judging us!
OhmyGawd. I think we may have a Separated at Birth!
Written by: Diva Julia
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