Leave Shiloh and her boy clothes ALONE!
I love the Jolie-Pitt kids, and I make NO BONES about it. Between Zahara with her nearly-perfected Naomi Campbell-ish side-eye, Maddox smacking Pax in the mouth at the airport, the twins--Knox and Viv, whom we rarely see, I love 'em all. And Shiloh? Dar-LING. She's a little gal who knows what she wants and gets it--at age 4. I wish I had half her confidence. She lives in her own little imaginary world, demands to be referred to as "John", and prefers to wear swim TRUNKS, rather than a cumbersome one or two-piece girlie swimsuit. (It's HARD to yank that wet suit back up after you've peed, right ladies?)
Here's Mama Angie's response to questioning about Shi's hair and appearance, via HuffPo:
"It's not my choice. I have a very strong-willed four-year-old girl, who tells me what she wants to wear and I let her be who she is. I think people think kids should be a certain way, but I feel they should wear what they feel like wearing and they should express themselves. Shiloh cried one night and said, 'Please cut my hair off. I don't want to have long hair.' I'm not going to leave it long because somebody thinks I should."
Shiloh is FOUR YEARS OLD. She's clearly not acting all arrogant and better than everyone else (COUGH**ThoseWillAndJadaSmithBrats**COUGH). Jeez. There has been some really hateful gossip rags posting headlines announcing that Shiloh is gay...blah, blah, blah. What I see is a family who is allowing each of those kids BE THEMSELVES. I tell ya what--I'll bet in the long run, these kids just may have a better relationship with their Mom and Dad as they get older. I genuinely get the feeling Brad and Angie don't use those kids a "accessories" or paper dolls they get to dress up like so many other celebs seem to do for the cameras. (I'm talkin' to YOU, Tom Cruise!)
Just sayin'.
Written by: Diva Julia
Angelina tries to discipline Maddox and Pax in Japan, while Shiloh pretends she doesn’t know any of them.
Oh boy. I got the "church giggles" looking at these photos. I have two boys. (Really?? I hadn't heard!) Sure, they're in their 20's now, but it feels like yesterday that Hunter, the younger one would go totally ape-shit when Alex (6 years older) "smiled mean" at him. (That smug, know-it-all, gonna drive you crazy face...he still does it. Sigh.)
Let's revisit one of the better stories of my two naughties:
Alex would tease and make fun of a then 9-year old Hunter til he flipped right out. I came home from work at Nordstrom one night to find Alex grinning that "he's smilin' at me MEAN" smile that drove Hunter out of his ever-lovin' mind.
"Uhhhhhh...Hunter chased me around the house with a knife saying he was gonna 'effing kill' me", was Alex's side of the story.
Like any other good, wholesome mother, I stifled my laughter for about five minutes, then gave Hunter the talk.
"Now, Honey. You shouldn't chase your brother with a knife, mmkay?" (I could hear that "Butthead" laugh of Alex's in the hallway as I chatted with the little brother. HUH HUH HUH HUH)
I love that story. Isn't it just precious?
GAWD. I posted that lovely little story last year (in reference to the bratty Oasis Gallagher brothers, Liam and Noel). Fighty dogs. I can't help it. Little boys make me laugh. Their antics, their teasing, their TV shows...all of it. I wanted to have two boys...and did I ever.
I know that look on Angie's face. She wants to laugh; but she's in public and would be called a terrible mother by every media outlet (except mine!) ,if she joined in the fun. Now having said that? Teenage boys aren't as much fun as grade-school boys. They're every bit as emotionally nutty as girls, no matter what anyone says. Hormones, girlfriends, lazy-ass-ness...my hair was on fire more than it wasn't with irritation. But. (She said, "butt"...) I have more inside jokes with those two boys STILL than I do with anyone else...and it's awesome. We speak in shorthand. (Now my affinity for Beavis and Butthead, South Park, Mallrats, etc. makes total sense, right?)
Any mothers of boys out there who GET this??
Written by: Diva Julia
Let’s talk about Jaden and Willow Smith for a moment, shall we?
I think I've made it clear in the past that I do not care for Jaden Smith. He presents himself as a smug, spoiled brat, and I think his parents encourage his childish elitism. Now we have little sister, Willow, who appears to think she's Rihanna. And, why may I ask, is this little girl signing autographs in London? Because she made a cameo in a movie one of her dad's films?
Here's the thing. I did allow my son Hunter to "express himself" when he was in 5th and 6th grade. We went through the bleached, spikey hair, black nailpolish, and even...wait for it...tiny butterfly clips. Yeah. I know. Hunter got so much sh*t from every teacher--except his OWN teacher, the wonderful Mrs. Waterman, for wearing those clips. So naturally, being the hot-head that I was (ahem), I had to make a stink about the other small-minded teachers who kept complaining about my kid's HAIR. Say it with me: "Ahhh, HELLLL NAAAWW!" I gotta give it to the Principal, though. She was great and agreed that the teachers who said Hunter's hair was "distracting" were full of crap, (my words) and being sexist, thus allowing him to do whatever he wanted with his hair.
Take a gander, won't you? (Again. Thank the Lawd that Hunter doesn't read Mama's blog...he'd kill me.)
and...
So, I do believe in letting kids express themselves, apparently. I just don't don't care for smug, bratty Hollywood kids as a rule. (Clearly, the Jolie-Pitt clan are not included in this rant. Just look at Chaz Shiloh!)
Jeez. Leave to Dina Lohan Mama to turn this into a Hunter post.
Written by: Diva Julia
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt walk the “SALT” Premiere red carpet in Los Angeles (PHOTOS)
My GOODNESS, everyone looks happy, don't they? Almost a little cray-cray happy, but what do we expect from Angie and Brad? I do indeed love this couple, but I'm the first to admit that I think they're nutty.
I am still creeped out Jon Voight. I have my own horrible thoughts regarding him as a father. Bleh. And whenever I see James, I think of Angie in "Girl Interrupted" screaming, "WHERE'S JAMIE?!??!?!" in Winona's face. (Angie calls her brother James "Jamie" and used his name in this scene...)
On the brighter, lighter side of things, I'm still so happy to see Brad looking good. God, those people who Fight the Pretty just piss me off. Oh, and yes. I do think Angelina looks thin.
Written by: Diva Julia
Angelina Jolie on “Nightline” with Cynthia McFadden
So, we here in the Seattle area, who were all set to watch (or DVR) Nightline last night to see Cynthia McFadden's interview with Angelina Jolie, only to find that NO ONE had sound on our ABC affiliate, KOMO4TV. Whether you had satellite or cable, SILENCE. Even through Jimmy Kimmel was MUTE Gyaaaah! So. Here is The Perfect One:
SUPERMOM!!!! Haters? To the left.
Written by: Diva Julia
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Angelina Jolie on the August 2010 Vanity Fair cover. GORGEOUS.
And check out the most stunning woman in the universe in hotpants and wrap-around boots.
I've got an excerpt from Angie's interview with Rich Cohen, Contributing Editor of Vanity Fair -- for your reading pleasure -- but we all know this is one issue that is a Must Have:
via VanityFair.com
“No, I’m not pregnant,” Angelina Jolie tells Vanity Fair contributing editor Rich Cohen, from the set of her movie in Venice, Italy. Perhaps in the future? “We’re not opposed to it. But we want to make sure we can give everybody special time. They’re kids now, and can play together, but they’re going to need a lot more talking in the middle of the night, like I did with my mom for hours. We want to make sure we don’t build a family so big that we don’t have absolutely enough time to raise them each really well.”
Jolie says she and Brad Pitt also are not “against getting married,” but “it’s just like we already are. Children are clearly a commitment, a bigger commitment [than marriage]. It’s for life.”
Despite her dedication to her work, she thinks she won’t do it much longer: “It’s not the most important thing in my life. Acting helped me as I was growing up. It helped me learn about myself, helped me travel, helped me understand life, express myself, all those wonderful things. So I’m very, very grateful, it’s a fun job. It’s a luxury. Look, I’m at work today in the middle of Venice. But I don’t think I’ll do it much longer.” Jolie says this reassessment is mostly due to her family: “Because I have a happy home….I got back from work last night, and everybody was playing music and dancing and I suddenly found myself dancing around with a bunch of little fun crazy people.”
Jolie talks extensively about her children, explaining that “Mad’s a real intellectual, which I can take no credit for genetically. He’s great at school, great at history. He feels like he could be a writer or travel the world and learn about places and things. Zahara’s got an extraordinary voice and is just so elegant and well spoken. Shiloh’s hysterically funny, one of the goofiest, most playful people you’ll ever meet. Knox and Viv are classic boy and girl. She’s really female. And he’s really a little dude.”
Jolie says that when she was growing up she was most like her daughter Shiloh: “Goofy and verbal, the early signs of a performer…. I used to get dressed up in costumes and jump around. But at some point, I got closed off, darker. I don’t remember anything happening. I think you just get hit with the realities of certain things in life, think too much, start to realize the world isn’t as you wished it would be, so you deepen. Then, as I had kids and got older—being goofy, lighter—it all came back.”
All of a sudden, I have Prince's The Most Beautiful Girl in the World stuck in my head.
So here y'all go....this is the sh*t.
Written by: Diva Julia
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Angelina, Brad’s Mom Jane and Johnny Depp in Venice

Jane Pitt, holding Knox; and Angie holdng sister Vivienne in Venice, while give her mother-in-law the side-eye.
I've seen that look before from a daughter-in-law, and God knows I probably deserved it. Anyway.
Rumor has it that Brad Pitt's parents invited the Jolie-Pitt clan for an nice Easter celebration -- in Missouri -- and that Angie said no and hell no. I have my doubts about this silly talk. I truly think Brad's parents might enjoy traveling to Venice, Italy to see the clan knowing that Angie is WORKING in that glorious city. (I'm not saying Angie looks all that thrilled about the visit...but who knows? Maybe she's just tired. Yeah. THAT'S it.)
Here's a pic of Angelina's co-star Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam (yet again, beating a dead horse!), Johnny Depp. Why is his head getting wider?? He's turning into a giant headed-Kennedy forpitysake.
And Angelina, looking luminous, of course!
Oh, and Angie's NOT pregnant, despite the whisperings of another baby on the way. Just tellin' ya what I heard. Pass it on.
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Chaz Bono’s sexual reassignment is legally approved by a judge!
via TMZ.com
According to the docs, on September 23, 2009, Dr. Michael Brownstein performed the operation.
The specifics of the procedure are not outlined, but the Dr. says, "Chaz Bono has completed his gender reassignment surgery."
In the "Petition for Change of Name and Gender" filed with the court, Chaz asks for a legal change from female to male.
Wow. Two sorta controversial posts in a row. I love it. Really.
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Angelina Jolie to play Meleficent in new Tim Burton film?
Rumor has it that Angelina Jolie may be poised to play the lead character in Tim Burton's new film, "Meleficent". You know, The Evil Queen in Sleeping Beauty?
via collider.com
“The wicked fairy godmother is the character who casts the original spell on Sleeping Beauty (a.k.a. Princess Aurora, quoth Wikipedia) that the young girl will prick herself on a splinter and die; Maleficent is an archrival of sorts to the good fairy godmother, who casts a counter-spell that says the girl will sleep for a century and then be awakened by the kiss of a prince. The original versions of the fairy tale don’t name Maleficent; the character was named and shaped by Disney for its 1959 film, and would of course be deepened and amplified for this one.”
Do you think there is any other actress who could pull this off? Ummm...durrr. Here's what I DON'T want to see: Johnny Depp as The Handsome Prince. He's too old, and Tim Burton is just going to have to find another muse. Ya hear that, Tim? Angelina, YES. Johnny Depp, NO.
Written by: Diva Julia
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Because I Just. Can’t. HELP. It…Angelina with The Twins!!
OhdearLordinHEAVEN, they're cute. But what is going on with Angie doing the Eva Peron on the balcony deal every GD day?
I don't care. I want to see these gorgeous babies as much as is humanly possible. They are absolutely darling.
Written by: Diva Julia
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