THAT is some effing Photoshop, y'all. I saw the top part of this ad for (ugh) Sex and the City 2 and TOTALLY thought it was Tiger's mistress Rachel Uchitel. Come ON. Really???
Rachel should be pissed; better yet she should SUE. We ALL know SJP doesn't look as good as Tiger's #1 Mistress.
Any chance I get to use that photo, you KNOW I will.
Speaking of SATC2. If there is ONE FILM that I do not want to see, it would be this one. Wouldn't you know, I've been given tickets for a VIP pre-screening (via Phil Smart Mercedes in Seattle) Wednesday night for this very movie. Sigh. I wish I had recorded my BFF Patrick's high pitched squeal when I told him about the tickets. So, we're going.
The only people who will be there will be The Gays, their Hags (Patrick and me--durrr), and a pack of women asking each other, "Which character do you think I am??", while slurping up cosmos at the community trough.
I'll let you know how it goes. Oy.
Written by: Diva Julia