Today’s Blind Item – He Was Mile High-ing It Right In Front Of His Wife Edition

"This foreign born and newly married A list singer was on vacation with his wife. During the flight he went to the back of the plane and the next thing you know there is a huge commotion. It turns out that the singer got himself locked in the lavatory and when the door was finally opened it turns out he was in there with a flight attendant. The wife was standing right there waiting when he got out."

via: CDaN

Awww HALE NAW.

I think this a dude whom I've never really cared for and sings all old-school and suave, a` la The Rat Pack.  Seems as though his behavior could be similar to their's as well.

I'd divorce his doughy ass so quick his head would spin.

Today’s Blind Item – Drunky McObvious Edition

 

This A list female talk show host needs rehab. The amount of drugs and drink needed to satisfy her everyday is getting out of control and she is getting harder and harder to handle or manage or keep sober long enough to do her show.

via CDaN

Uhhh....DERRRRRRP.  Get some help, Blondie. You are more cringey than normal these days. Can't watch your little show.

Today’s Blind Item – Super-Easy Edition

"This A++ list all movie actor is leaving his reality star girlfriend hanging. He has not told her if she is going to get to go to the Academy Awards with him or if everything is over. When asked last night about what dress she was going to wear she almost started crying when she said she didn't know if she was going to go."

via CDaN

So stinkin' easy.  I thought this chick looked borderline crabby at the Golden Globes.  Maybe it was just fear and dread?  Tick tock, sister.  Time's UP.