"This foreign born and newly married A list singer was on vacation with his wife. During the flight he went to the back of the plane and the next thing you know there is a huge commotion. It turns out that the singer got himself locked in the lavatory and when the door was finally opened it turns out he was in there with a flight attendant. The wife was standing right there waiting when he got out."
Awww HALE NAW.
I think this a dude whom I've never really cared for and sings all old-school and suave, a` la The Rat Pack. Seems as though his behavior could be similar to their's as well.
I'd divorce his doughy ass so quick his head would spin.
This A list female talk show host needs rehab. The amount of drugs and drink needed to satisfy her everyday is getting out of control and she is getting harder and harder to handle or manage or keep sober long enough to do her show.
Uhhh....DERRRRRRP. Get some help, Blondie. You are more cringey than normal these days. Can't watch your little show.
This A list all movie actress was overheard telling one of her people in advance that "when she won" at the SAG Awards that she would do the "tears thing," and then at the Academy Awards do the "humbled thing," because she said she had to "keep it fresh each time so the audience doesn't get bored."
When her person asked if the actress would change things up if someone else won at the SAG Awards our actress said that no one else would win because if she thought otherwise she would not have bothered to show up and would have got sick, "like that other girl."
If you read my SAG Awards post from last night, this should be obvious. You know what? Even if you didn't read my venomous spew, it should be obvious. Bleh. Oh, and it figures.
"This A++ list all movie actor is leaving his reality star girlfriend hanging. He has not told her if she is going to get to go to the Academy Awards with him or if everything is over. When asked last night about what dress she was going to wear she almost started crying when she said she didn't know if she was going to go."
So stinkin' easy. I thought this chick looked borderline crabby at the Golden Globes. Maybe it was just fear and dread? Tick tock, sister. Time's UP.
"I don't want anyone to notice me so I don't need any special attention or people with me." Five minutes later when no one is actually noticing the A+ list all movie actress she asks for police and "two or three" people from the airline to walk with her because she felt threatened. There was no one who noticed her until she started with her demands.
THIS nutbar. Oh, hey--off topic COUGH not really COUGH--how hard is Anne Hathaway
bugging the shit outta everyone campaigning for an Oscar nod? Ugh.