"This famous actor and actress couple got married several years ago. Although it was a hastily-arranged secret wedding, you've probably seen a few good photos of the event. Well, guess who's not really married? We mean legally. While their wedding was a religious commitment ceremony and family party, they never got around to the actual marriage license part. Well, at least that should make their "divorce" easier."
via [Blind Gossip]
Let's think back a bit. That one particular couple with the Ultimate Cougar and her Eternally Juvenile Doofus Husband may have only had a Kabbala ceremony. But you KNOW we'd all love for it to be the Scientology Zealot and his Sad-Eyed Wife. (Rubbing hands together...)
Written by: Diva Julia