Tom Cruise as Stacee Jaxx on Cover of W Magazine – My EYES!!!! GAHHH!
OhDearLort....help...me....
(Credit: W Magazine)
Please help me. I can't with this image...I just can't. What in the GOTdamnhell? "Rock of Ages" is going to be the BIGGEST steaming pile of crap based on this photo alone. (Thank you, W Magazine?)
I wish you all were here with me on the couch (sofa, divan, davenport...depending on your region) when I dry-heaved and screamed in horror when this image popped up on my laptop screen. The scary Silly Putty abs, the Sharped-on tattoos, those poor girls averting their eyes from the camera so as not to be recognized...and Tommy Girl, giving his best guy eye-linered f*ck me face? STOP IT!!!
Help. Me....please. I can't take it anymore. I need an IV of bleach for 24 hours at the very least.
Call 911.
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May 7th, 2012 - 20:40
Final nail in the coffin of his career.
May 7th, 2012 - 21:23
I think the movie will be pretty good, but they photoshopped him back into his Magnolia days.
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WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?! Bless his heart……..
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GG–I’m “Southern” enough to know EXACTLY what “Bless his heart…” means. HAHAHAAHAHAA! xoxo j