[Jean Pigozzi]  told him: 'Tom, I went to your shop. I couldn't buy a handkerchief.

'Tom said, "You know why? I don't want big fat guys like you in my shop" ... But I think he's making a mistake because big guys like me have the money.'

Oh. Gurrrl.  No (s)he ditn't.  Right in front of his back.  I had no idea Hot (Dumb) Ass was auditioning for The A-List: New York on LOGO with that kind of queenie bitchiness, but apparently (s)he is every bit as judgey, snippy and see you next Tuesday-ish as Austin, Derek and Reichen on that hot-mess of a gayfest reality show.

(Sidebar: I'm still trying to decide whether or not to even discuss this mess of a reality (as bloody IF) show, because, as my BFF Patrick says, "This has put homosexuals back a good 30 years! But it's my new favorite show!!" Hey, Patrick?  You're not helping with my decision.)

Okay, back to the Hot Dumbass, Tom Ford.  My husband and I were watching Cougar Town last night--which I do have to thank Patrick for, because I didn't give it a chance at first, as I hated the title alone, but it IS pretty funny--we noticed how handsome Ian Gomez was in that gorgeous black suit.  He showed up all "Kaiser Soze-ish" with a limp that mysteriously disappeared to Jules' (Courteney Cox) birthday looking every bit the Leading Man-Type.  Dude looked sek-saaay.  He's also one of the funniest characters on the show, and that goes a long way, too--but daaaaayum.  He cute, y'all.

Ian Gomez looking hotter than a MOFO on "Cougar Town"

My POINT IS:  Tom Ford?  Get that stick, or whatever it is, outta your ass and treat everyone with respect and stop being such a bitch.  I like you a little bit less today, you Hot Dumbass.  Get it together.

Hey, isn't THIS bullying???  I betcha Anderson Cooper won't do "piece" on this sitch, even though he's now the go-to dude for bullying stories.  Hmmph.  Who's gonna stand up for the chubby billionaires who want nice clothing?

Ain't that some shit?