Tres Jolie in Paris – Angelina filming “The Tourist”

Angie, onset of "The Tourist"

Perfection.

Oh, yes.   Dipped in Cream is posting two Angelina Jolie blogs in less than 24 hours -- but, holyLAWD, look at her!!

As well all know (or didn't know) Angie's in Paris for the filming of her latest movie The Tourist with her latest conquest Johnny Depp.  Brad Pitt better pray that Johnny doesn't clean up as well as his babymama does during filming because all hell could break loose.

In other words?  Brad, your appearance does matter.  Angie didn't fall for a stinky, wet goat that sleeps on the couch in front of  the single-wide trailer.

Oh, and don't forget to eat those Pabst Blue Ribbon cans over by the tire swing, Brad.  Pick up after yourself, at the very least.