9Feb/10Off
“Valentine’s Day” Premiere in Hollywood Monday Night.

Jessica Biel is overdress. OR is she thinking JT will come in, swoop her up and marry her ass? Dream on, Doll.
When the commercial for this lame chick-flick, Itchy VD Day, as I prefer to call it, comes on the teevee set, I lunge for the remote almost as quickly as when "...in the ahhrrms of an aaangellll" ASPCA ad punches me in the eyes. Almost.
I try to change the channel before I hear Julia Roberts's requisite CACKLE to let all of us idiots know that this movie is a ROMANTIC COMEDY WITH JULIA ROBERTS!!! GotDAMNIT. I can only hope Shirley and Julia bitched loudly again about the (lack of) size of their younger co-stars. I'm talkin' about you Miss Bradley Cooper.
Written by: Diva Julia














