Victoria Beckham, you do NOT wear the same size as Jennifer Lopez.

Two crazies. I love the one in black, though.

Oh. Stop...I'm dying.  My belly hurts I'm laughing so hard.  Victoria!  Listen to me!  You and FatAss (I say that sweet as you please) are. Not. The Same. SIZE.  No.  Just NO.  But here's what my lovey Post had to say about that:

via 10Magazine.com

"The designer also let the magazine into a secret ... that she and Jennifer Lopez have exactly the same dress size: “My dresses are for women of all different shapes and sizes. Actually, the one I tried on yesterday was the one Jennifer wore. And who’d have thought I’d be the same size as Jennifer Lopez!”

Mrs. Skeletor has a 42" circumference 'round them hips and booty...at LEAST, and the day Victoria has anything close to HALF of that will be the bloody day.  She's so funny.  Notice she didn't say FatAss could fit into her dress.  BIG difference.

Wow. Body language, sistergirl. What a cranky girl! Then there's Dyyvid. Uhhhn.

Here's the cover of 10 Magazine.  I wanna find this mag.  I know Posh is used to being hungry, but wow does she look snippy...oh, that reminds me! It's TIME again!!

Snippy and Posh are BOTH judging us!

OhmyGawd.  I think we may have a Separated at Birth!