What the GOTdamnhell has happened to Katie Holmes? Oh. Wait. Nevermind.
Oh dear, Katie.
OhforpitySAKE. Someone...I don't care who, NEEDS to call Katie's parents. Wait. Has anyone even seen her parents lately?? Anderson Cooper! HELP KATIE HOLMES!!
But first? Let's get her into a better fitting bra. First things first.
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April 7th, 2010 - 11:46
Stacy and Clinton?
April 7th, 2010 - 12:17
what is the point of having a gay husband if he lets you out the door like this?
April 7th, 2010 - 12:18
eeeewwwwww.. just eewwwww…
April 7th, 2010 - 12:29
Boys: EXACTLY. My gay “husband”, Patrick would NEVER let me out in public looking like this. He wants the lipstick on and cleavage workin’ it’s way OUT. Know’msayin’? He feels it reflects on HIM…just like any good gay man would.
Stupid Tommy Girl Cruise-y.
April 7th, 2010 - 12:31
Heather…I think Katie just needs Victoria Beckham back on board as her stylist; too bad Tom alienated them with all of the Xenu talk.
Heh–”alienated”. I’m funny.
xoxo j
April 8th, 2010 - 06:41
What the?!?!!?!? She needs an intervention!!!!