What in the GOTdamnGAYhell is going ON here? (No, it's not my gay BFF, Patrick. I'd kick his ass for wearing black lipstick.)
Clearly, Shane, the darling bartender at The Abbey in W. Hollywood has taken some jizz (sorry for being gross, y'all), from Marilyn Manson, Liza (durrr) and Adam Glambert, added a finger full of Tigi hair wax, a crap-load of absynthe, the entire MAC counter from Macy's (Nordstrom wouldn't give it up), ice, blended it all in a Magic Bullet--and looky what came out!
A hot-poseur-mess! Without cheating...who do YOU think this bitch is?
FINE. I'll admit it. I'm mega-jell that I can't achieve this look, now hush up.
Written by: Diva Julia