Who’s THAT Bitch?
OhforpitySAKE, man.
What in the GOTdamnGAYhell is going ON here? (No, it's not my gay BFF, Patrick. I'd kick his ass for wearing black lipstick.)
Clearly, Shane, the darling bartender at The Abbey in W. Hollywood has taken some jizz (sorry for being gross, y'all), from Marilyn Manson, Liza (durrr) and Adam Glambert, added a finger full of Tigi hair wax, a crap-load of absynthe, the entire MAC counter from Macy's (Nordstrom wouldn't give it up), ice, blended it all in a Magic Bullet--and looky what came out!
So EDGY! Photo: Mike Ruiz
A hot-poseur-mess! Without cheating...who do YOU think this bitch is?
FINE. I'll admit it. I'm mega-jell that I can't achieve this look, now hush up.
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June 1st, 2010 - 16:20
Holy. Crap. It finally hit me who this is. If it were a lance, it would’ve speared me. yuk, yuk, yuk
June 1st, 2010 - 16:23
A friend of mine makes this sound when she laughs (no lie): HILL HILL HILL.
I find it QUITE appropriate.
xoxo j
June 1st, 2010 - 21:30
You have such cool friends.
June 2nd, 2010 - 07:43
Another retina burning gut pain moment. Thanks for making my Tuesday better.